BAD PHIL!

"To the bridge...after all you are the most senior officer on board now...dont ant anyone thinking things arn tickey boo..."
 
"You know what naming a toilet after you was too good...."
 
Jay, was slouched in the captains chair, with his feet up on a table in front, swigging from a large bottle of lager and barking orders at the crew, and throwing things at anyone who looked at him funny.
The door's were forcefully thrown open and Cannon marched in, dragging Phil by the collar.
Jay, looked at them under the peak of his baseball cap. "Whats going on Cannon?" he asked "Whats he done this time?"
Cannon couldn't admit to Jay that Phil had been spying on him as he uploaded top secret files to his counterpart, especially in the mental state Jay was in now, Cannon's holographic revival wouldnt be permanent thats for sure.
"I caught him..in the medibay.trying to kill Miss Viagra....." he lied
"You mean Mrs Chrysler...Alota?"
"Yes..I was away for the wedding..sorry"
Jay got to his feet at the comment, and walked over to Phil , "So it wasnt enough you put her in a coma?" he said "NOW YOU HAVE TO KILL HER TOO?"
"Jay.." said Phil, struggling to break free from the hard-light holograms grip.
"I'm your best friend for smegs sake, you honestly believe him?!"
Jay, in a bug-spore driven rage was beyond reason, he planted the back of his fist into Phil's chin knocking Phil to his knees.
"Chrysler" said Efof, also 'spored up' "We're in earth orbit"
"Excellent, anyone fancy shoppin spree? Crowbars and baseball bats are on me.." he turned to Phil "As for you..I'm gonna enjoy beating seven shades of shit outta you..."
 
 
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