Re: Wakey WAKEY!

"He's letting you out but not me....something about a
chainsaw..dunno what he means.."
MP held the riot prod towards Phil whilst he let Jay out...
MP just grinned like...well a midget with the keys to the ships
armoury....
Jay shrugged and headed for the elevator away from deck 13.
"Oh..mini-phil" he said,
"EE?"
"Come here.."
"E?"
"Got something for you..."
Mini-Phil ran over, expecting chocolate or some porno...
Instead he recieved a swift kick to the chin, sending him hurtling
into the wall at the end of the corridor, where he landed in front
of Phil's cell.
"Up yours midget" he said, scowling, the gas hadnt evidently cured
the dust's effect...though to be honest Jay never HAD liked the
midget anyway
He stepped into the lift. "Drive Room"
He stepped out again 12 decks above and walked into the room.
Allie was in command.
"Hey Jay" she said "You're not due to take over for another hour"
"Yeh..well I'm taking over now" he said as he walked over to the
helm console, leaning over Efof's shoulder he tapped in a command.
"What are you doing?" Allie asked, "Until my shift is over I'm in
command.."
"Not any more.."
"Why have you set a course for earth?"
"Why not?"
"Because Wolfie is still on the surface, we cant break orbit with
him down there!"
"We can..and we are!" said Jay taking a step toward Allie, grabbing
her arm "Need I remind you Fletcher that I outrank you?"
"Efof.." Allie said, "Resume our previous course"
"Efof.." said Jay "Touch the nav panel and I will personally see to
it that you see exactly what pain is..."
"Allie.." said Efof he spun in his chair and with all four arms gave
her the finger, the green dust from Jay clearly taking effect on him
as well.
Allie, being a hologram remained unaffected.
"Let go of my arm Chrysler.." she said, a mixture of anger and
intimidation came across in her voice.
Jay let go, pushing her away at the same time. "This is my ship now"
he said "ANYONE GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!"
--- In JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com, "Christopher Kentlea"
<ckentlea@b...> wrote:
> Who : Jay, Phil and their Jailer(MP)
> Where : the brig
> When : after the gas was used
>
> "Wake up...dude wake up....!"
>
> Jay slapped Phil back to the land of the living....
>
> "God you got a hard face...!"
>
> "You bastard..I was having a great dream...It was involing me,
Andrea Corr and ..."
>
> "Wooh..Dont want to know any more..Besides...I think you might
like to see where we are.."
>
> Phil looked round..."Bugger it..."
>
> "EEEEEE?"
>
> MP was standing in front the door waving his keys about...
>
> "How about leting me out dude..." asked Phil..
>
> "EE"
>
> "What do you mean NO...I'm your boss...techinically I'm you...So
let me out..."
>
> "EEE!"
>
> "WHAT????"
>
> "Wassap Phil?" asked Jay..
>
> "He's letting you out but not me....something about a
chainsaw..dunno what he means.."
>
> MP held the riot prod towards Phil whilst he let Jay out...
>
> MP just grinned like...well a midget with the keys to the ships
armoury....
>
> <<tag>>
>
> =================================
> Loki:What the hell was that, You know God, you've been in the
presence of God and I just heard you claim that you were an atheist.
> Bartleby: Oh come on, you know I like to fuck with the cleargy
keeps 'em on their toes.
> "Dogma"