[JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Do Calvin Klein make lingeré?

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"It's perfectly simple," pointed out Timmy, "I want to loot the
stores.  You don't.  Therefore, we're going to loot them.  Problem
solved."
  "Well, I'm not going along with it," said KB, turning away, "I'm
going to go find someone who can help get these two somewhere safe."
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Timmy ran into a store, blinded by the sea of people that surrounded him.
He wasn't quite sure which shop he was in, but whatever it was, he was going to loot it dry.
"Right... where to first" He walked over to the wall directory, "Hmm... lets see, what departments does this shop have..."
He read the directory and his eyes balooned in excitement.
"Lingeré by Calvin Klein"
The demented droid made a bee-line for the womens underwear section, excited at the prospect of, not only womens underwear, but of making a killing selling them on the blue market (Not as illegal as the black market, but without so many security raids)
The droid stopped dead in his tracks when he bumped into someone's boot. He looked up.
"What the smeg are you doing here?" he said
"huh?! TIMMY! umm..." Canazza looked startled
"Why are you in the lingeré section"
"I'm hiding from the gas", he replied, the look on his face announced he was lying.
"Right..."
"What are you doing here?"
"Looting"
"Oh, right, let's go then", Canazza walked towards the back of the shop, black bag full of designer underwear trailing behind him, Timmy looked up confused
"Wait, you're for looting?"
"The security cameras are down, all the officers are out controlling the crowds, why not?"
"You're not normally like this"
"I'm not normally sober either, but I am"
"I like you better when you're sober"
The continued towards the back door, Timmy jumped onto a checkout till and grabbed  the charity box and emptied it down his throat
"That'll be safe for now"
"Wait... i thought you had a real digestive system?"
"Had to have it removed when I pickled my liver"
They left through the back door and trailed their designer goods back to the quarters.
"Well, lets take a looksie" said Canazza, opening the bag and removing one of the items.
"Let's see that" Timmy snatched it, examined it and returned it, "Fake"
"What?"
"It's fake, stitching's all wrong, the fibres are poor quality, it's a cheap blue-market rip off"
"God dammit, i should have known any stores on JMC wouldn't sell real designer brands," he threw it back in the bag
"I'll take it to the waste disposal unit, hide the evidence"
"Fine, get it away from me"
Timmy dragged the bag that was twice his size out of the room
When he was sure he was out of earshot he gave a little chuckle and a quiet "Sucker..."Name: Dave Canazza
Status: Conned