Dignitaries and Dignity-less people..

Phil thought hard..."Damm right I'm going have words with MY daughter...she could have easly got jay for $£100..."
 
A noise from the cockpit alerted Phil and many of the others
 
"Jay...we need you to land this thing...MP's messing about with the controls again...he's been fiddling with your seat..." cried WW
 
Jay bounded out of the rear cabin, across the midsection, and up the stairs into the cockpit, drop kicked the midget and levelled the pitch of the shuttle in the space of a few seconds.  Mini Phil stood, wobbled on his tiny legs and topped to the floor, dazed.
"Before we land Jay, you might wanan tie that thing" Phil said, grabbing Jays tie that was lazily thrown around his neck.
"Theres the thing..." said Jay "Alota normally does it for me..."
"What about when you got married?" White Wolf asked, "you didnt SEE her for her to tie it?!"
"Mom"
"Ah"
"Lets be honest" Jay said "Are a bunch of vile insects really gonna be bothered about JMC standard issue dress uniform ties?!, I got the jacket! what more do you want!"
"He has a point you know..." Phil said, matter of factly.
"see?" Seymours voice was heard from the mid-section "the blue dwarf crew practice such low standards that to wear anything that requires cufflinks appears patronising!"
Jay, Phil and White Wolf looked at each other and shook their heads.
 
The console beeped.
 
Jay reached over and hit a button in the dash. "Lt Cmdr Chrysler, JMC vessel Starbug 7, go ahead"
A familiar sounding voice replied over the speakers. "Welcome..*Mr Chrysler*..." an emphasis put on Jay's name "Welcome, I am the leader of the Hymenoptera, you will notice a vessel each to your port and starboard sides..they are your escorts, please do not deviate from the flight path that I hope they make comfortable for you"
 
The line went dead    
 
Jay looked at White Wolf who simply nodded. Jay turned to the control panel and set a coures to match the Hymenoptera ships.. "This...is getting interesting....." he muttered
 
<Phil? WW?, Niples?>
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