Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Street, er i mean, Desert Hawk

White Wolf, Jay and Phil came down the gangplank of the starbug, into the landing bay.
Phil, emptied sand from his shoes onto the shuttlebay floor, and went to continue walking, when he found himself face to face with a glaring Chrysler.
"Do I pour sand over your office floor?!"
"Well..um..." Jay shrugged.."Ahh..dont worry I'll make Dean clean it up later..,Captain..heres the 'bee" Jay tossed the light bee to White Wolf, for the flight back, White Wolf had plugged it into the cigarette lighter socket of the Starbug to recharge the battery. White Wolf caught the bee, and turned a small switch, then threw the light bee forward where it hovered around three feet from the deck, a small green light blinked on top of the device, and the outline of a man began to form.
Which was soon filled in with hard light flesh. 
"Holy crap!" said White Wolf. "It's Captain Cannon!"
 
<short but were gettin there!  Phil, WW?> 
 

----- Original Message -----
From: Christopher Kentlea
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf
Sent: Wednesday, February 12, 2003 10:04 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Street, er i mean, Desert Hawk

"Guys..." said White Wolf,,"RUN FOR THE BIKES AND GET OUTTA HERE!" he leapt into the air as he said that, lanidng on the first bike and stormed off into the desert, Jay and Phil looked at each other. "Bagsies the green one" Jay said.
 
"I got dibs on the black one then," said Phil, realising that none was around and that the Jay had gone in a sepearte direction to WW..
 
"Right...how does this thing work..." said Phil climbing onto the saddle...
 
Phil gripped the handle and the bike shot off......"SMEGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!"
 
** 5 mins later **
 
bounching along with the majority of the enimei in hot pursuit, Phil was lost...very lost..and getting hot...and sand up his nose..
 
"Bugger this for a lark " he said and pulled the bike up...Well actualy he hit a rock and went flying headfirst into a sand dune but that wasn't recorded in his log...
 
The buggy pursuing Phil stopped. Phil got out his watch...as he suspected...only 30 secs to go, ship time...
 
"^%$&%$&DHHHHHH" asked the first Buggy rider...#1
 
"$$$$$$$$$$$$$$?" replied the second #2
 
"$%$$%%$%$%$%!" answered the first one again...#3
 
"!!!£%^&^$%&$&^%&^&^&^&$GFGFD?&&$YHYGDHGF%$GBGB656476HGFHGFHghghghg?" asked a third #4
 
They all looked.
 
"££££££!!!!!!!" # 5
 
"^^?" # 6
 
"DDDDD!" #7
 
Phil was starting to panic...he could see the landing area but no starbug..."Jay where are you man..." Phil called into his mobile....
 
{Right above ya man} replied Jay..
 
"Can you land?"
 
{No chance...those buggers will get us...it's only cos it's a thursday your able to outrun them....but not for long}
 
"There's not much land left...just a cliff...." said Phil starting to slow...
 
{I Got an idea...how far can you jump?}
 
"Proably quite far...YOU ARE NOT KIDDING ME???"  cried Phil suddenly realising what Jay ment and wasn't able to replyt verbably as the bug had shot off ahead.
 
The leader of the buggy posses looked at Phil, lokked at the bug with it's rear hatch open and at the cliff.
 
"HH%U^&*&*&^*&^?" #8
 
Phil ran as fast as he could......and jumped.......
 
"$$$$$$?$$$%$$£%$%$%$%?" #9, this was the leader again
 
"$444$$$?" replied his second in command.....
 
<<TAG>>
 
Translations :
#1 - "WTF is that twat doing standing there looking at his watch?"
#2 - "Prehapes he's relised how many seconds he has to live...Why is he smiling like that?"
#3 - "Well he's pointing at something behind us"
#4 - "What?"
#5 - "Smegg he's run away...."
#6 - "Well gentlemen it seems he has run away at almost superhuman speeds. I would suggest at this point that we activley pursue him other wise the one who commands us, may they live for a thousand years, would do something to our gingangoolies involoving a food processor...I for one would NOT want that to happen as the idea of fatherhood is rather appealing to me and would upset my life-mate who has dreams of her own..."
#7 - "Get HIM!!!"
#8 - "If he makes that jump, I'll eat my hat..."
#9 - "How the fudge did he make THAT jump right into the craft and knocking over the giant hamster?"
#10 - "Would you like any fries with that sir?"
 
 
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