Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Pun-tastic

The commander and XO shared a collective mental thought of MP being XO...
 
"Er sir...I think I might have found something over here..."
 
Jay and White Wolf looked at each other and walked over to where Phil was stood.  "Phil" said Jay "Thats your foot"
"My whu..." 
"You kicked the sand about and buried it"
"Oh..."
Jay showed Phil the scanner, "This, will beep faster when we get closer to it"
He handed a nav-scanner each to the hamster and the very rich very old guy.
"Scatter guys" said White Wolf, Phil and Jay nodded and the trio went their separate ways.
 
Phil's scanner began bleeping quickly, seconds later he tripped on something in the ground, gettign a faceful of sand and possibly a nasty rash later.
 
He leapt to his feet, made it look like he'd meant to do it, checked to see if anyone saw then turned to the others. "CAPTAIN! JAY!!" he shouted through cupped hands "I FOUND IT"
 
"YOU BROWNED IT?!" Jay shouted back "PHIL....YOU GOTTA GET YOUR BOWELS CHECKED MAN.."
"NO FOUND IT!"
"WHAT?"
"WHAT?!"
"SPEAK LOUDER!"
"I CANT HEAR YOU! SPEAK LOUDER!"
White Wolf..with acute hamster hearing shook his head and dialled Jays mobile "Jay...he said he found it..."
"Oh....OH!...be right there.."
 
At the point Phil had tripped, White Wolf picked something up from the ground. "It's a holographic light bee...self sustaining..but the batterys dead we'll need to charge it up aboard the 'Dwarf"
"Does it say who it is?" asked Phil 
"some of the letters of the name are faded....W- --  C-N--N...thats all I can make out, but I dont think its one of the Ulysees crew after all...Lets head back to the Starbug"
The trio of morons turned, just as the dune buggy exploded, scattering white hot shardsof metal in all directions, leaving just the three hover bikes standing. A large group of desert buggies came over a dune in the distance, a smoking bazookoid on the fornt of the lead buggy, and several othe rbuggies wiht loaded bazookoids followed.
"....." said Jay
"....." said White Wolf
"Now I have browned it..." said Phil.  
"Guys..." said White Wolf,,"RUN FOR THE BIKES AND GET OUTTA HERE!" he leapt into the air as he said that, lanidng on the first bike and stormed off into the desert, Jay and Phil looked at each other. "Bagsies the green one" Jay said.
 
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----- Original Message -----
From: Christopher Kentlea
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf
Sent: Tuesday, February 11, 2003 8:54 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Pun-tastic

"What do you two think your doing!?!""We were gonna comb the desert just like you ordered." replies Phil.
 
"Phil?"
 
"Yes Captain?"
 
"Remind me again why you got promoted..."
 
"Cos, Im so damm good looking and the alternive, stop laughing jay, was MP..."
 
The commander and XO shared a collective mental thought of MP being XO...
 
"Er sir...I think I might have found something over here..."
 
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OOC : No probs about being late, but lets this show on the road and get some posts in peeps...
   
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