Pun-tastic

"What do you two think your doing!?!""We were gonna comb the desert just like you ordered." replies Phil.
 
"Phil?"
 
"Yes Captain?"
 
"Remind me again why you got promoted..."
 
"Cos, Im so damm good looking and the alternive, stop laughing jay, was MP..."
 
The commander and XO shared a collective mental thought of MP being XO...
 
"Er sir...I think I might have found something over here..."
 
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OOC : No probs about being late, but lets this show on the road and get some posts in peeps...
   
=================================Loki:What the hell was that, You know God, you've been in the presence of God and I just heard you claim that you were an atheist.Bartleby: Oh come on, you know I like to fuck with the cleargy keeps 'em on their toes."Dogma"