Sold whilst sleeping!

Dean was still comatised, and thankfully, the flying toastie dream had
ended, he was in a state of limbo. Then, the next one started...
"I fuggin..lovve you man...." Phil slurred, using Dean as a form of
stabiliser on his very drunken feet. "I..I gu,,URRRRRP..." Phil belched as
he hit the floor. "eee" came an equally drunken midgets voice, just
before Jay's less than sober form stumbled in the background ripping
curtains from the wall and laughin manically in a heap on the ground.
<FLASH>
The chapel on Blue Dwarf, Jasmine in a big gown at the back, , Jay standing
awkardly at the altar, trying to rub a stain off his trousers, the music
started and she heads up the aisle, towards him. "Holy Smeg!" Dean thought.
<FLASH>
"Then why the hell are you stll standing here?!" Jay yelled.
"huh...whu..." Dean said not sure what to say "GO!!! GET OUTTA HERE!!!, the
rest of us can cover your shift!" Jay said, pointing at the shuttlebay doors
Dean, confused, took a few steps toward the doors and stopped looking back
at Jay. "THOMAS DONT MAKE ME ORDER YOU TO GO!, Your wife's having a baby,
SCRAM!"
<FLASH>
"aww.. but they just love playing with your kids... and it's all your
husbands fault anyway, he's the one making me work late." "I SAID NO! I'M
NOT BABYSITTING YOUR BRATS, FLYBOY!"..."Come on, please?" "NO!" "But it is
your husbands fault, yo u could always set the kids on him when he enters
the door..." Alota stopped, considering the option...
<FLASH>
"You're drunk!" Jasmine said, with a hint of agression in her voice "You
told me you were working late!" Dean squirmed, "Well..yes...but Jay
suggested we go for a drink...and Rio agreed and...and...." Jasmine shook
her head "So if jay and Rio jumped of a cliff would you?!"
"I...er...." Dean was falling fast.
"I swear....its out kids birthday and you were drinking with your
buddies....youre...youre SLEEPING ON THE COUCH!"
"Have you been speaking to Alota?"
"YOUVE OBVIOUSLY BEEN SPEAKING TO JAY!!!!!"
"And Rio.." added Dean, ineffectually.
<FLASH>
"Smegging hell Dean" said Jay, looking up from his desk, "another one?".
"Shuttle or kid sir?" asked Dean,
"Both." sighed Jay, writing a slip requesting a new shuttle and a slip for
Dean requesting emotional leave.... "I don't know how you do it." added Jay.
"Well, sir, you unzip..."
"I KNOW THAT!"
"Well, you did ask."
"Two's enough me for me..."
"Again..shuttles or Kids sir......I'll show myself out..."
<FLASH>
Now he was staring at the medibay wall. Was this a flash of the future? A
dream? or reality?
"My god, he's awake." said the nurse on duty.
"I'm guessing this is reality." said Dean, sighing, still, at least he had a
glimpse of the future. Dean decided that he should probably act upon it. He
got up from the bed, before being pulled back down by all the cables and
wires that attached him to machinery.
"What do all these things do?" he exclaimed.
"I've absolutely no idea." said Keto, walking in. "Unfortunately, you've
just been sold..."
Dean "I'm Back!" Thomas