Fun with EBay

Where: Canazza's Quarters
Who: Canazza and Timmy
When: Now
Timmy sat staring at the massive computer infront of him.
He slid about on the touch-pad and tapped the clicker with his foot.
"He he" he sniggered, while doing a little jig on the keyboard.
Timmy was using Canazza's laptop for personal reasons, very personal reasons
"Hmm... how much..." he thought up a random number, "£$0.01, that should be low enough"
He was so engrossed he never heard Canazza come in
"What the hell are you laughing at you demented reject from the 50's?"
"AAH!" he fell off the computer, Canazza looked at the screen
"Thank you for choosing eBay, your item is now on the market." Canazza looked startled, "YOU LITTLE ARSEWIPE! You... you.."
"Sold your appendix online - yep!" the computer gave out a beep
"What's happened?"
"There's a bid in" Timmy hopped back onto the computer and examined the sale page, "oooh! someone REALLY want's your appendix!"
"But... i've already had my appendix out, last year when i ate a hard fry in McDonalds and it got trapped"
"But, all the fries in McDonalds are hard,"
"Yeah, but that one was rock solid, they found a small metal rod in it"
Ping
"yes! £$1.50 - and i know you've had your appendix out, I nicked it from the medi-bay while you were out cold last month"
"what looser want's a pickled appendix?"Name: Dave Canazza
Status: has a pickled appendix