Loose Ends

The Blue Dwarf watched as the interdimensional gateway re-opened.
"Ready?" Cannon asked.
"Ready," the blonde bimbo who had a habit of sitting in available console
positions said.
"I keep getting the feeling we've forgotten something..." Niples sighed.
Suddenly, out of the blackness the Star Eagle appeared, covered in gash
marks from laser beams and asteroids, and with a cow tied to the lower hull
for some unexplained reason.
"I'm back!" Efof shouted over the intercom.
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Johnson was on his way up to the Drive Room, he'd taken the scenic route via
the science labs. Suddenly he heard a noise coming from the seemingly empty
labs. He stepped inside to find someone who looked remarkably familiar
sabotaging the dimensional drive...
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Harris arrived in the science labs after hearing reports of a fight going on
there, he was pissed off and ready to take out his anger on someone.
He arrived to find TWO Johnson's fighting on the floor, each desperately
grabbing for the remote control to the dimensional drive.
"GET UP!" he yelled.
The Johnson's stood up.
"Which of you is the real James Johnson?"
"Me!" they both said simultaniously.
Harris groaned....
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