Today was a good day for a mime to die......Part 1

Who : Phil and the short one one, plus two very unluck mimes
Where : Classified
When : After running away from the 800 mimes
 
Phil, who for reason unknown, was hiding in the air ducts..Also for some reason he had war paint on.(imagine martin sheen in Apocalypse Now and you get the idea)
 
The mimes had spilt up to try and "Entertain" Phil...there was going to be a few casultys in this one GELF, one midget war...The irony that Phil knew that nothing would happen to him before they got to the planet where they thought He was a god hadn't escaped him...However, Phil valued his sanity and would rather have his wedding tackle dangled in piranah tank.
 
"EEEE?" whisped MP.
 
Phil looked down through the grill. Two mimes were "discussing" where Phil might be...A very unlucky crew member walked round the corner and saw the mimes and ran screaming..
 
"Another inocent bystander...this can't go on..." growled Phil...and with that Phil kicked the grill and jumped down on the mimes, knocking one into a deep coma and slicing the radio out the other with a Thursday-Powered kick
 
"Grab his weapon MP..."
 
"EEEEEEEEEEEEE"
 
{insert soft squchely noise here}
 
The mime started to make some gesture to MP, then to Phil, then towards MP again...
 
"Mini-me...when I said "Grab his weapon" i *DIDN'T* mean his dangly bits...but I'll accept that as a subtitute..."
 
Phil picked up the mimes gun and threw them down a chute to the laudry deck...where from all account Canazza's underwaer for the last week or so had been festuring....Grabing the mime that was out Phil threw him down the chute and indicated for the othe mime to follow..which he did once MP let go of hits nuts.
 
 
"Two down....798 to go...."
 
"EE" said MP making a surprisngly suggestive gesture...
 
"You know what...this is actualy quite good therpy...Looks like I *won't* be shooting Cerebrum afterall...I might have to thank him..."
 
Phil pulled a cigar out his pocket and lit it....Today was a good day for a mime to die......
 
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