Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Home Surgery

-OOC: Tag!  >;)  And yes, fine, I won't deliberately kill Dean.  That would just be downright harsh, I guess.  ;)awwwwwww...:(
 
 

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From: lucky_coincidence <lucky@...>
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Tuesday, January 14, 2003 12:04 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Home Surgery
Who: Keto, Wildflower, Tree, Tara (briefly!)Where: MedibayWhen: During the continuing crisis (well, not in Keto's opinion)==================<< SNIP >>> Tara saw Alota on the operating table. "What have you done to her > you bastard?!" She said to Keto> "Nothing, Cleavage. It was that stupid husband of yours." He said > with a smirk. "Now either help out or get someone else in here." > "I'll stupid husband him!" She said "Where does he get off putting > Alota in a coma!" She stormed out of the door still in her theatre > get up.<< END SNIP >>  "So hard to get good staff nowadays," muttered Keto as she hurried out, "Also so hard to stop them wearing bloodstained medical uniforms around the ship.  Tut tut."  "You don't sound too concerned," observed Wildflower.  "With the number of maniacs aboard this ship, one person running around soaked in blood and looking furious is not going to cause much of a hassle," shrugged Keto, "And besides, it's Cleavage.  I'm hardly likely to worry."  "Have you ever stopped being cruel and callous?" asked Wildflower, wheeling Dean's medibunk towards the theatre.  "There was this one time in dissection class," said Keto, "But other than that, no.  And it was only because I was distracted at the time by the fact that someone had replaced the frog we were supposed to be examining with a toad."  "What's the difference?"  "Toads splatter."  "I wish I hadn't asked," grimaced Wildflower, "Alota's still stable."  "Pity."  "Okay, that was just downright harsh!"  "I meant pity she hadn't recovered, of course," lied Keto through gritted teeth, "Keep her on a feed of ointment 47963a, with a 2% dilution of 12c.  Meanwhile, I'll sort out Mr Thomas here."  "You haven't done any surgery since you've been on ship!"  "And you haven't done any work.  Yet still we pay you."  "Point," murmured Wildflower, as Keto shut the operating theatre doors behind him.  "Now," the doctor muttered as he made certain that Dean was comfortably below the level of consciousness, "It's only been a couple of years since I did actual surgery...admittedly I had somewhat more guidance at the time, but still..."  Without even meaning to, Keto cast a glance towards where the brain in a jar would once have sat.  It was empty, of course.  "Okay...must remember how to do this..." he murmured.==============OOC: Tag!  >;)  And yes, fine, I won't deliberately kill Dean.  That would just be downright harsh, I guess.  ;)JMC's  best....brightest....the most drunk.....www.BlueDwarf.co.uk-Your number one resource in all things Blue Dwarf related,Take the Blue Dwarf Quiz now!To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:JMC_Blue_Dwarf-unsubscribe@egroups.comYour use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.