The Easter Bunny Vs. the Blue Dwarf - Like as if we didn't know who

Who: Captain White Wolf, and a cast of thousands. (Oh, ok - Elwood,
Phil, MP and Alota.)
Where: The BD Landing bay.
When: Read it and find out...
<Snip>
"Dont get comfy guys" Jay shouted as he leapt from the sleigh and ran
across the shuttlebay, "In case you hadnt noticed theres a pretty big
fleet of Robo-claus' out there that wanna Blow-ho-ho our heads off"
<End Snip>
"I better get up to the Drive room!" Commented White Wolf, while
walking around the Phoenix towards the Lifts before coming to a stop
as he spotted Elwood standing next to what looked like the
smouldering remains of a RoboSanta.
"Well, It certainly looks like you done a good job defending the ship
there, Elwood." complimented the 6' 1" hamster, "How did you do it,
Did you use some sort of new secret weapon of yours?"
"Well, I just started an argument with him using something his
miniscule processing unit couldn't handle", Said Elwood sounding
slightly smug, "intelligence..."
"Um ... well... Remind me never to get in arguement with you."
Commented the still slightly hung over & staggering Phil as he came
over to glance at the smoking remains, "Man it's awfully bright in
here in the landing bay, you sure he didn't get cooked under all
these bright lights?"
<Snip>
"Someone get someone to check Dean out, we got alien ass to fry!"
<End>
"UGH! Geez, does he have to be so loud? Nevermind, I'll get
go 'em..." Said Phil, putting on a pair of Dark sunglasses that MP
handed him and starting to walk away, then pausing for a moment and
asking, "Err... Captain could you point the way for me?"
Both Elwood & White Wolf pointed, when Holly suddenly blared over the
Tonney, "This is a Furry Alert, this a Flurry alert, All Hominids
report to the big wheel thingee."
"What's That all about?" Asked White Wolf.
"A six foot Lagomorph has broken has just broken into the Drive room
and taken Miss Chrysler hostage." replied Elwood matter of factly.
"A LAG-WHAT?" Commented Phil.
"Bunny rabbit, didn't you pay attention in Biology?" Snapped the 6'
1" Tall rodent, then turning to Elwood and asked, "How did you get
that from that Gibberish Holly just said?"
"I heard it on the Scutter news network." Replied Elwood.
"Anything else?"
"Oh Yes - Several of the scutter think that this fellow must have a
Bugs bunny as a relative, Because he's got Executive Officer Chrysler
tied up in a chair with a anvil being held by a rope hanging over her
head, while demanding we stop shooting down the other santa sleighs
or he's gonna push the button on his remotely controlled rope
cutting device and let the anvil drop..." Before Elwood finished
speaking there was a audible <swoosh> as the hamster rushed from the
landing bay down on all fours, as he yelled over his shoulder, "Tell
Phil when he gets done with Dean, I could some of his help up in the
Drive room!"
A few moments later, the huge hamster was slowly entering the drive
room with his Empty paws up, while the Easter bunny yelled
out, "Don't come any closer Mortis, I've got my finger on this big
red button and unless you want this young lady to get some first hand
experience in a tropical depression, you'll back off!"
"Look it, isn't Mortis, And I prefer that you keep it under your hat
if you don't mind." Replied White Wolf, apparently knowing the Easter
Bunny from a previous encounter, "That just a temporary job I was
doing when we first met."
The Easter Bunny smiled, and replied knowingly "Yeah, I'd suppose
you'd want the fact you were ridden at one time, Wouldn't you. Even
if it was someone like Thantos... Well, get on with it, what are you
here for?"
"Hey, I just wanted to drop by and sort of catch up on old times, ya
know. She's a fiesty one isn't she?" Replied White Wolf nodding
towards the bound & gagged Alota, who was practically jumped up and
down in her chair in pent up fury.
The Easter Bunny relaxed a little and replied, "Ah... I'm not so
concerned about her, as I am about this Captain. According to
this 'Holly' here he's supposed to be really dangerous, but we're
hacking into the system..." while flicking a claw towards the wall
monitor where a another shorter bunny was busily working on breaking
into security lock downed Holly using a PDA.
"Ah, I see... Well, While we're waiting for him to show up, would you
can for a game risk?" Said the hamster slowly edging closer to the
Easter Bunny.
<Meanwhile, Somewhere else - snip>
"Jay?" It's Phil." came the voice over the communication
console, "Dean's been rushed to the medibay. He's unconcious and not
giving off any lifesigns...."
There was a pause
"Since When does he give off life signs?"
"Jay, not funny...I'm mean it...there nothing on the reading....I
know the instruments are not broken cos I'm picking up several
tosties, loooks like chochlate with marshmellow..."
"Why are you scanning for toasties...."
"Dunno..."
"Look, and I can't belive I'm about to say this, but I really think
Dean needs some help...and I think I'm the nerest one to help him
but......."
"But what?"
"Well, remeber I'm only really good at blowing things up or buggering
up the space/time conituiummmmm....Not helping out medical
wise.....The best I can do is go and pase around outside the
medibay...."
<end snip>
Elwood finally caught up with Phil, and said, "Sir, The Captain said
he could some of your help up in the Drive room."
"Oh yeah, I almost forgot!" Says Phil in the comm to Jay, "Your
wife's been taken hostage by the Easter Bunny."
Jay looked puzzled, then replied, "Well don't just stand there, Man,
Go an help White Wolf!"
"Sure thing buddy!" Said Phil suddenly hoisting up his Decapitator
3000, "I'll call ya back when I'm done. Phil Out."
MP pulled a pair of tweezers, grinned evily and followed him.
Rio turned to Jay and said, "Do you realise you wifes life may just
depend on someone who just admitted to you that he's only good at
blowing things up or buggering up the space/time conituiummmmm?"
"and a overgrown hamster... Don't forget that." Said Kara over the
comm.
"She's gonna Die!" Blurted Jay, suddenly grabbing the flightstick and
whipping the vehicle around to head back to the Dwarf.
<Back to the drive room..>
"Ok, Now that we've decided how to resolve disputes in case of ties
between battling armies, How are we going to handle splitting up the
spoils amongst the winning armies? a quick three die roll off contest
between disputing parties?" Said White Wolf to the Easter bunny as
Alota started to snore after falling asleep out of sheer boredom
several minutes ago.
Then Phil charged in (with MP & couple of Security officers
following), yelling "Duck, Captain!" while firing his Decapitator
3000, and the flat disc whizzed by cutting a small swath of fur off
the 6' 1" hamsters head before it sliced in half the remote control
the Easter bunny was holding, and bouncing off a console.
"Your the Captain!?!" Yelled the Easter Bunny in angry confusion,
while White Wolf jumped to tackle him, and wrestle him to the floor
as MP quickly came up next to them weilding his tweezers. The
Wrestling match lasted a few seconds, then White Wolf held the six
foot bunny down in a half nelson and yelled, "Are you going to yeild?"
"Never!" Yelled the Bunny. Then White Wolf Nodded to MP, who grinned
and plied his tweezers yanking out a nose hair.
"YEEEEEEEEEOWUCH! Make him stop - I give up. I give Up!" Screamed the
Easter Bunny.
"Take him to the brig!" Says White Wolf handing him over the two
security officers that came to take him away, then turning toward
Phil, he said, "Good job you two!"
"Ah, Captain... I don't think you want to congratulate us right
now..." Started Phil.
White Wolf glanced up, "Ok, gave me a bald spot, so I'll have to wear
a toupee for a little while - So what? At least Alota's ok."
Phil coughed and pointed. Alota was lying on the floor unconscious,
because the disk Phil had shot had bounced of the wall and cut the
rope.
"Phil! You smooshed my XO!" Bellowed the huge hamster.
MP came over an held out a pair of strapped reindeer antlers, and
made the "put 'em on" gesture.
"And that is not a Toupee!" Fumed the Hamster.
"Hey, it's the thought that counts, Right?" remarks Phil.
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