Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] It Could Be You

OOC: Bloody AOL... can't even push SHIFT + Enter without it sending... anyway, on with the story.
Who: Canazza, armed with a nasty looking weapon
Where: A corridor
When: After the Rendition of the SPAM song
Canazza, alone (having left Timmy in the bar), walked through the corridors of Blue Dwarf, once again, following the trail of destruction left by the awakened Santa.
For some strange reason someone was singing the Spam song. Canazza, helplessly, found himself joining in.
He felt quite jolly as he walked around the corner to see the giant Santa's head popping out of a vent looking quite puzzled.
"Where'd everyone go?" Canazza ducked back around the corner as the giant metal Annual Gift Man jumped onto the deck, sending a shockwave that smashed the lights, sending the place into darkness.
"Yes... now i can frag it!" canazza pumped his arm, then charged the bazookoid, he made sure THIS one was charged.
"HO HO HO! A NEW FRIEND TO PLAY WITH!" it bellowed.
"Damn! it must have night vision" Canazza cursed not getting the visor out of the storage locker and fired randomly in the direction of the beast.
It was lit up by the blue balls flying passed it, the santa, strangly had it's arms outstreched.
Canazza stopped firing and ran back into the ajoining corridor as the santa closed in. sure enough, as it stepped into the light, it was holding it's arms out as if to hug.
"I just wanna be friends" he said, "BWAAAHH!!" it turned and headed for the shuttle bay, tears streaming down it's face, melting the deck.
"Freak" Canazza said to himself.
He picked up the Bazookoid and took off after it.
The Shuttle bay was ocuppied by a mechanical sleigh with rocket boosters. The Santa walked over to it, still sobbing it's mechanical sobs.
Canazza skidded to a halt in the doorway. It turned to him, eye's glowing red.
"ALL I WANTED WAS TO BE NICE... NOW YOU WILL PAY!" With that he mounted the sleigh and headed out of the ship.
He turned it to face the engines of BD.
"Bugger this..." Canazza levelled the bazookoid and fired, the sleigh lost it's engines and began spiraling out of control into deep space, "I can't believe i just killed santa claus..."Name: Dave Canazza
Status: I killed santa