I am the fool...

Cerebrum looked out the van window.."They getting near..."
"Get ready to deploy the midget...."
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"OK, GO GO GO GO!" yelled Phil,
Dean opened the doors, and MP dropped out and started skatng behind the van...
 
Meanwhile from the front....
 
"Jay, make this go faster!"
"We can't, it's at top speed!" The entire van was shaking fom the speed. A few nuts and bolts pinged from their spots and hit various occupants of the van's cramped interior.
 
Whilst this was going on, MP was going nuts with the hand grenades...
"He's almost out of ammo!" yelled Cerebrum,
"Quick, give him these." said Jasmine, passing a crate of grenades to Phil.
"I'm not going. Dean! Climb down the rope, and give him this crate."
"Ok, How am I going to carry them out there?"
"Well, when you're on the rope, you'll be lying down, so strap the crate to his back. Dean lie down."
"Right! Jasmine, strap em on, Cerebrum you help, I'll try and pull MP a bit closer."
"Ok." came the replies from the Nurse and Psychriatrist.
5 minutes later.
"Ok, he's all tied up!"
"I can't move!" said Dean!
"Ah." said Jasmine, realising that in their haste they'd mange to die Dean's hands together.
"Well, never mind, they'll be together anyway on the rope."
"No they won't!" said Dean,
"Well, they will be now!" said Phil, and he booted Dean out the back, where he just managed to grab onto the rope.
"You smegger!" Dean yelled back, then laughed when Jas punched him one. "Cheers!"
Then Dean realised that he was clinging on a rope, between a skaeboard and a van, at over 100mph, with no way to break his fall.
"Bugger!" This said, he started to shimmy down the rope.
Jasmine meanwhile, realised something. "Why didn't we just bring MP back in to the van to stock up?"
"I wanted to be rid of Dean for a while that's all." said Phil, getting up from the floor.
<THUD>
Another hit from Jasmine put him right back down again.
Just then, one of the santa's picked up the skateboard with MP on it, and in doing so snapped the rope, sending Dean flying into the air...
"BBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
Dean Thomas - It's mighty quiet on the BD these days.