"gnome wars...started have they...."

OOC : First of, I hate work and the little free time it gave me...It *should* be resolved now...On with the plot
 
"Well, that's one less problem." said Jay, looking at where Jasmine and Phil were still staring mesmerised by the Santa problem.
 
"Jay...get eveyone back....."
 
"What you gonna do, breath your whiskey breath all over them....?" asked Jay, not to happy by the current situation...
 
"Nope...Just make sure that everyone is behind some cover in about...2 mins..." Phil startled to fiddle around with an item in his pack......
 
Phil threw somehting at Jay..."Cathch....hic!"
 
"Is that what I think it is?" asked Dean
 
"Nope...It's not a blow up doll its a weapon...."
 
"What's this?" asked Jay holding up what looked like a belt..
 
"Portable sheild generator..."
 
"WTF did THAT come from?"
 
"Your sack...I put a few novelty items in there when you were not looking...."
 
Phil, seeing the look on dean's face gave him a small object with a big red button...
 
"Press it..."
 
"Why?" asked Dean slighlty worried..
 
"It's a transpootyyyyyyyer it...hic....hic....it brings in some nearby reinforcments..."
 
Dean pressed the button and the item fizzeled and blew up....
 
"Smeg"
 
It was at this point that about 1,500 gnomes/elfs/goblins appeared in front of Dean and took one look at the Santas and started to advance..
 
"You knew that would happen didn't you?" Dean asked Phil
 
"Nope..in the manual it said it would bring us lots of tanks....but hey ho..."
 
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