I've been naughty

Who: Those in & around the Sled (I'm catching up and filling in the
blanks)
<SNIP> "What's that sound?" Dean asked Jay. "What sound?" Jay
replied. "The faint scream coming from above us." "Oh, that sound."
At which point, Cerebrum slammed into the sleigh. Fortunately, it was
heavily reinforced given the speeds it had to travel. Unfortunately,
Cerebrum wasn't. "Hi, nice to see you guys," he said, spitting out
blood. "What are you doing here?" He never heard the answer, as the
other end of the line, attached to a heavy, metallic coupler,
finished falling and whacked him on the head, propelling Cerebrum
into the seas of unconciousness. <END SNIP>
"I should attend to him shouldn't I?" Jasmine said looking down at
Cerebrum.
"Well you are the only Nurse around."
"So your saying I should help him then Captain?"
"Hey, I never said that."
<other things happened that won't be mentioned again, like Phil
telling me about 'other mini phil' and Jay getting hurt and Phil
falling through the Skylight.... honest I didn't push him>
<SNIP> "The stupid smegger forgot to take his presents." said WW.
"Well, start throwing down the chimney, he can pick them up when he's
down there." "Good Idea Dean, for once." said Jasmine, and WW,
Jasmine and Dean, started to chuck the gifts down the chimney. <END
SNIP>
Finally Phil and Jay got back up to the roof, neither looked too
happy.
"What's wrong with you two?"
"Nothing much Jas, JUST THAT PHIL NEARLY GOT US KILLED"
"Nothing new there" Dean added
"I didn't get any more alcohol" Phil whined
"Next house" White WOlf had, had enough.
<SNIP> "Good work gentleman," Cerebrum said, having regained
concious. "That should solve all our problems." "Freeze!" barked a
voice from below the roof. Several men in black suits and sunglasses
were aiming guns at the sled. "I should learn not to say things like
that," he sighed. One of the men shouted again. "We're from the FBI.
We have reason to believe that you have some connections with the
terrorist group Elf Qaeda." <END SNIP>
The Blue Dwarfers each put their hands behind their heads.
"One moment" Jasmine said as she picked up one of the presents and
hit Cerebrum in the head, it wasn't enough to knock him out but boy
did it hurt.
"What did that kid get bricks?" Cerebrum rubbed his head
Jay looked down at the list, "Yeap"
"Shut up you lot, now move slowly out of the sled, and keep your
hands behind your heads where we can see them." yelled one of the FBI
guys.
"How can we have our hands where you can see them and behind our
heads" Dean said trying to work it out.
"I said shut up" The man spoke again, he seemed new at this, White
Wolf sensed this and gently pushed Jasmine forward, she got the idea
straight away, pity Dean didn't.
"Now, now Mr FBI" putting on a sexy yet baby voice "Do we look like
we're elves?" She stroked his arm as she spoke, standing very close
to him. "You know I don't even know your name."
"Jasmine what are you doing" Dean shouted
"Shut up Dean" Jay whispered
"I need a man who's in charge Dean, not some Flyboy, so what was your
name again?"
<TAG> I hope I haven't ruined anything...