Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Santatrap

 
"Wait..." said the child "youre NOT santa!,...MUM!! DAD!!! WERE BEING BURGLED!!!!!"
"Smeeeeeggg!" Jay and Phil shouted together
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MEANWHILE - ON THE ROOF
"The stupid smegger forgot to take his presents." said WW.
"Well, start throwing down the chimney, he can pick them up when he's down there."
"Good Idea Dean, for once." said Jasmine, and WW, Jasmine, and Dean, started to chuck the gifts down the chimney.
MEANWHILE - DIRECTLY BELOW
"Quick!" yelled Jay, "UP THE CHIMNEY!"
"Ok." slurred the drunken Phil.
Jay started up, "ow."
"ow!"
"ow!"
"What, ow, is, ow, going, ow, on?" he asked. Then he managed to catch a smaller one of the falling objects.
"Presents?" he yelled incredolously
 
Dean Thomas
OOC: What happened to the number of posts recently guys?