Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Santatrap

"Tha's gonas levesh a bruide in the morning...Wassap Jay why you looking at me like that for?"
 
Phil had fallen through the skylight and the small child had now woken up
 
"Smooth FeBuggure, real smooth...." Jay said, dryly.
"Hey...you dont expect the head of Blue Dwarfs SECURITY department to have any finesse do ya?!"
"Point"
The boy rubbed his eyes and looked over at the two men.
"..Santa.....?" he asked, wearily. 
"Um.....yes.." Jay said. The boy looked Jay up and down, "Santa, you didnt have blonde hair when I saw you in the mall, and you were fatter, and you didnt have a friend who was pissed to buggery.."
Jay shot Phil a 'idiot' look.
"Wait..." said the child "youre NOT santa!,...MUM!! DAD!!! WERE BEING BURGLED!!!!!"
"Smeeeeeggg!" Jay and Phil shouted together
 
<tag, and happy new year, peeps,  have one fer auldlang syne!>    
 

----- Original Message -----
From: Christopher Kentlea
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf
Sent: Monday, December 30, 2002 10:03 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Santatrap

Who : the Santa Posse
Where : Some bedroom
When : Just before the crew ruined someone childhood forever
 
Jay/Santa struggled out the chimney...He spotted one of the ...pillowcases?...Oh Well some kids heh...Then he noticed that one of the little darlings was asleeep by the chiney...Through a freak of luck he had not managed to wake him up...Now all he nneded to do was...
 
* smash *
"Buggeri!"
* THUD *
"Tha's gonas levesh a bruide in the morning...Wassap Jay why you looking at me like that for?"
 
Phil had fallen through the skylight and the small child had now woken up
 
<<tag >>
OOc : Major aplogies for not posting but reatil + plus christmas...not good...not good
 
 
 
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