Captain Santa

"No dean, Pretty young woman, calls herself your girlfriend..you remember?"
"JAS!!!" Dean said, and ran off back inside the building toward where Jasmine was being held.
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"SMEG!" yelled Dean, grabbing a rifle from a fallen bunny. THen he stopped, slapped himself, put on "suave Dean" and then jogged towards the building. He opeed the door, and sprinted down a corridor. Throwing open cell door after cell door, searching for Jasmine. Kicking down a door, he leapt through, did a roll, and came up gun at the ready. To see Jasmine, satnding on her own. "What a smegging waste of a good move."
"You could say that."
"What you mean?"
"Well, it was certainly a smegging waste."
"of  A good move." said Dean
"Ah, now that's were you're wrong." said Jasmine, walking out the door.
"Well, I thought it was a good move." mumbled Dean, following after her.
 
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Jay clambered into the pilots seat of the sleigh. "You can relax guys!" he said "Im flying!...soon as I can figure out how to pilot a magic red-nosed reindeer..."
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"What you do" said Dean, coming up behind Jay, "is this."
With that, Dean gave the reindeer a massive kick up the arse. Dean and Jay rocketed into the sky, leaving the others behind.
"Oh great move! Captain Santa" said Jay, trying to steer teh beast back to the ground...