Action:- Robo-jolly fat man

Heavy footsteps were heard clanking on the cold metal floor of the corridor outside.
They stopped, and a sillouhette was cast by light shining through the crack beneath the door.
Santa looked up at the door as the lock was undone and the door swung open, he could make out the figure of a 6 foot creature with big floppy ears...what was it with human sized rodents lately...
 
"Well Saint Nicolas" said the Easter Bunny "It seems I've finally won"
"You seem very sure of yourself Francis" Santa replied
"DONT CALL ME THAT!" the Easter Bunny snapped. "and yes I am sure of myslef thank you..with you in my custody there will be no Christmas this year, people will lose faith in you and the whole holiday season, Easter will become the holiday people look forward too and I will have won the Hallmark wars!!"
"Hallmark wars?" Santa replied "Is commercialism all you care about? Don't you care about the people who for one day a year can actually feel good about themselves?"
"In a word...no!" replied the rabbit, "I ought to thank your new-found friends in the shuttle, them crashing into Christmastown caused enough chaos for us to slip in without being noticed!" 
"So they WERE working for you?"
"No, they really were just after supplies, but to make up for it I'll make sure they get extra large eggs this year, if they survive that is.."
"Survive what?" Santa said, concerned for the innocent people who his mistrust had dragged into this war.
"well...just cancelling Christmas one year isnt enough to gain popularity and gift shop sales..I need to ruin your reputation and right now as we speak an evil Robot Santa Claus is heading toward the Blue Dwarf, it's programmed to destroy those it doesnt deem as 'nice', no more lumps of coal for the naughty"
"Thats sick" 
"Its gets better....he finds everyone naughty!!!"
The Easter Bunny directed Santa's attention to a monitor, where a rocket powered sleigh was hurtling toward the blue mining ship "Ho ho HOLOCAUST!!!!!" it chuckled to itslef.
 
 
 
 
 
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