WW Launch, Toasties, and 1 Nurse..

A small Starbug wing went >pling< off the side of the landing bay hatch as they shot out."Plus Dean's going to have to pay for another paint job on this Starbug before it get's back anyhow..." finished Jay."Hhhheeeeyyyy!" yelled an offended sounding Dean.<END SNIP>
"I resent that" said Dean, looking over at Jay.
"Good, you should do. I did insult you after all." said Jay.
Dean turned away and put the nearest fruit-type thing in a toastie for WW, before putting it in the toastie machine.
"These things got a stereo?" asked WW,
"I think so," said Dean, twiddling a knob. Both Jay and Dean watched as Dean's seat lowered 5 inches.
Dean returned his seat and twiddled a different knob. This time Dean and WW watched as Jay's seat lowered 7 inches.
"This really isn't working." said Jay, returning his seat to his position.
"It must be this one." said WW
The windscreen washers sprayed the windscreen so fiercely that Jay and Dean couldn't see.
"Turn them off!"
They went off. Jay washed away the water and said, "look, it's definitely this one." said Jay, imperiously sweping over and smugly twiddling a knob.
WW's head whacked into and through the thin padding above his head and into the space between it and teh mtal frame of the bug.
"Sorry, it must be.." Dean and Jay stopped paying attention to spaceand immediately started to attempt to find the right button.
"EXCUSE ME! PILOTS!" said WW, still trapped in his ceiling, "LET ME OUT!"
"Oh sorry sir." said Dean twiddling the knob to bring WW back to normal level.
"Thank you." said WW, brushing down his fur.
Dean handed a cooked toastie to WW.
"A double thank-you, you are forgiven."
"Thank you sir."
"What about me?"
"PWAH!" said WW, spitting out aa bte of toastie, "This is plastic fruit!"
"Oh my I'm terribly sorry sir." said Dean, taking back the half-eaten toastie. "What';s that stuff doing on the Bug?"
"I think Penny ordered it here to keep it off the BD, in order to keep Lodo sane... wait a minute." said WW
"Lodo is here isn't he?" said Dean
"Cor.." said Lodo, strolling in, "Ah, the two pilots, well, one pilot one moron." he said jokingly. Dean, who was rather annoyed at having lost face twice already in front of his commander, tightened his grip on the stick. Lodo had to embarrass him a third time didn't he? If only he hadn't given that plastic fruit toast...
<BING>
Dean's mind buzzed, he'd come up wihth a solution to remove the Lodo problem, grabbing the plastic fruti filled toastie, he suddenly spun out of the chair, and in doing so knocked the stick to the right.
As the Bg rolled upside down and Jay tried to correct it, it threw everyone off their feet who wasn't sitting, Lodo flew into WW, whilst Dean went past him into the midsection and straight into Jasmine.
As did the toastie.
As did the toastie in his hand.
As did the toastie in his hand which happened to be at just the right level to thrust it into Jasmine's throat.
Smeg.
Getting up as Jay corrected the spin, he removed the toastie from the red (and mildly steaming Jasmine) apologised, and turned around to head back into the cockpit.
Lodo, who happened to be peeking around teh cockpit door's corner thought, "well, at least he didn't hit me with that toastie." He hummed, then thought, "I wonder what filling?" he said aloud without realising.
"Plastic fruit" said Jay not realising, Lodo tensed then rean screaming out the cockpit and into Dean, well, more correctly into Dean's leg. This knocked Lodo to the floor and spun Dean back into Jasmine again. Thankfully this time Dean dropped the toastie.
On Lodo.
"ARGH! ARGH! ARGH!" screamed Lodo, looking at the toastie.
"ARGH! ARGH! ARGH!" yelled Dean looking at Jasmine's rahter uncalm demeanour.
 
Dean "Toastie" Thomas
<OOC: Nothing meant by it Lodo, just an idea for a post>