Ass-whuppin'

SNIP
The four stood there, facing the PolyMorph, and heavily armed."Finally odds I like" Dean and Jay said together"Lets do this thing" The girls said togetherAnd the four opened fire. END SNIP
Dean, stood beside Jay glanced at the mech-suit and muttered "hmm...could use some lapels.."
"What?" said Jay, "By the way Dean, if you're gonna wear a dress you need to shave the lily-white sticks..." with that the suit reached down and plucked a single hair from Deans leg, causing him to scream in near agony.
Jay was the first to move in the suit, he sprinted across the Promenade, bringing back its right arm, and slammed it into what could best be described as the polymorph's face, to which it retaliated by slamming its tail into Jay's back, causing him to stumble forward in the top-heavy armour, before it took on the form of a giant armour plated monster, and headed for the group of Dean, Jasmine and Andromeda, grabbing Dean by the throat and lifting him 10 feet from the ground. Andromeda and Jasmine hesitated, not wanting to fire with Dean in the line of fire.
Jay, getting the suit to its feet turned around.
"HEY!" he yelled, through the speakers, "Get away from her you BITCH!" He corrected himself "Him...sorry Dean.."
"Hey no problem, now would you mind awfully shooting the smegger?"
Jay placed a well aimed laser blast into the polymorphs arm, making it drop Dean, and divert its attention toward him. With its back turned on Jasmine, and the others, they
saw theur chance, and opened fire, with bazookoids, handguns, whatever they had, except Dean, who adjusted his breasts, turned to Jasmine and said "Does this dress make my bum look big?"
The monster charged at Jay, who, leapt aside, and fired the
knee rifles, which lunged into the polymorphs flesh, along with the bazookoid shells and other ammo that was being fired from behind. The polymorph cried in pain, and swung its tail, bowling Dean, Jasmine and Andromeda to the floor.
Jay, grabbed its tail, and slammed the beast through the window of  HMV, straining the motors of the suit whilst doing so. "Smeg!" he shouted, "Damn things heavy, Much more than that and I'll blow my shoulder motors..."
In pure frustration Jay unleashed a volley of hellfire from the shoulder mounted bazookoids into the polymorphs chest, as it struggled to climb from the Rasta Billy Skank LIVE from IO tour DVD display stand.
Dean hurled a handful of grenades in for good measure.
"Erm...Dean..." Andromeda said from behind him "How many grenades was that?"
"17...why?"
"17 hand grenades?" Jay said "Are you crazy?"
"ordinary hand grenades? no....Frag grenades!"
"17 FRAG GRENADES?!" Jasmine,  Jay and Andromeda said at once "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!!!!"
Jay, spun around, in the hopes of forming some kind ogf sheild for those NOT in mech suits, mere seconds before the whole of HMV's front decided it was going to spread itself across the promenade. Hurrtling Jay and the suit forward, with Jasmine and Andromeda diving out of the way just in time, to avoid being flattened by the just slightly heavy mech suit. Dean didnt dive. Dean managed to avoid being crushed by Jay just managing to break his fall with the suits arms, he psuhed himself upright and looking down at Dean said "maybe you wanna take your ball and go home?"
Dean said nothing, he'd fainted.
The polymorph, got to its feel and again lunged at Jay. who, somehow managed to leap aside and pull Deans limp body along with him, Andromeda and Jasmine loading another barrage into it as it did so.
"This things indestructible!" Jamsine yelled "No matter how much we lay into it it keeps bouncing back"
"How the hell do you kill something that changes shape?" Jay said.
Jasmine glancing through the Promenades vast windows looked at Jay "LURE IT TO THE AIRLOCK!"
"How the hell am I supposed to do that?" said Jay
"Tie a carrot to a piece of string or something!" Jasmine replied
"Cant I just use Dean as bait?"
"NO!"
"Spoilsport...." Jay said, disapointed "Hey handsome!" he shouted to the polymorph "Over here!" Jay gave it a few more rounds of bazookoid, laser and rifle fire, just to be polite, Jasmine and Andromeda did the same.
The polymorph slammed into Jay, sending both itself and him tumbling into the airlock.
The Head Up Display in Jays cockpit showed him something he didnt want to see.
"AMMO PACK DRAINED, POWER LEVEL CRITICAL"
"oh goody...." he muttered as the Polymorph tried to give him a handshake with 2 foot long talons.
"Jas hit the switch!" Jay said, clawing his way out of the airlock, Jasmine hit the switch to activate it, and the doors slid closed, to all but about an inch apart, where they were stopped by the polymorphs claws, pulling the doors apart again and making its way forward.
"SHOOT IT!" Jay yelled, "Dont let it get back aboard!"
"Cant! Were both out of ammo too!"
"Only one thing for it then" Jay said "I hoped it wouldnt come to this....."
The right arm of the suit extended, the palm of the hand opened and.
 
PING!
 
A single elastic band hurtled toward the groinal area of the polymorph.  It screamed in pain, and tumbled backwards into the airlock. Jasmine hit the switch again, the door slammed shut, the outer door hissed open, and the polymorph was puilled out into the vacuum of space, where it's head exploded in silent agony.
"Is that it?" asked Jasmine
"I smeggin hope so!" said Jay "Im' bloody knackered!"
 
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