Hahaha ... I am DEAD serious ...
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Stuart 'Stewie' McKenzie's Log
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8.00 AM - Opened the shop this morning to find a scary sight - I saw myself
in front of me with a big novelty moustache. He produces a large cartoon
like sledgehammer and knocks me out.
11.30 AM - Woke up feeling like a teenager is living in my head. I see that
I am in a rocky pit - is this floor 17? - Found my doppelganger with ... one
of the stolen suits! So it was him!
11.31 AM - My doppelganger struts around me like .... a hologram strutting
around someone. He has a holowhip - oh sh - IZZZZZZZZZZ! Arg! HE ZAPPED ME
WITH IT!
11.35 AM - And like a demented meglomaniac, my doppelganger does the usual
maniac laugh and explains who he is and where he is from.
"Hello Mr. McKenzie - hahahahaha - I am your evil self from the evil
Blue Dwarf and here to steal all your stock and DESTROY YOU!!!"
"You serious?"
"HAHAHAHAH - I am DEAD serious!!! - hahahahahahahahaha"
"Oh god ... a demented dead man ... "
"On my ship I have no clothes or such like! My job is ... do you know?"
"Oh I don't know ... Cheif Scientific Advisor No! No! - The Captain's
attorney,"
"Oh no ... I AM THE CHEIF SANITORY OFFICER HAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
"I see .... and what's wrong with that?"
"HAVE YOU TRIED TO EXTRACT A METRE LONG PIECE OF TURD FROM THE BOG?"
"No ... I don't think that's on the most important list ..."
"15 YEARS! I'VE GONE MAD!!!!"
"Oh really? I never noticed ...."
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP!!!!!! I WANT TO TAKE OVER YOUR STORE AND LIVE ON YOUR
SHIP!!!"
"Er ... hang on, but I am here still .."
"I'll kill you!"
"AHa ... and how does a hard-light ..."
"Soft-Light,"
"Aha ... how does a SOFT-LIGHT hologram with a moustache that'd make
Super Mario jealous, look and act anything like me?"
Silence ....
"I'll shave ...."
I looked at him and raised an eyebrow. He turned around to face the opposite
side and sobbed ...
" IT'S NOT EASY BEING INSANE!!! BOOHOOHOOHAHAHAHHOOO!"
While my doppelganger was distracted and stood up, brushed myself down and
opened the hatch above me - finding myself in a dark, dank place.
12.00 AM - (This is the time the interrogation finished) Ah crap - I'm in
the Evil Dwarf ....
TO BE CONTINUED
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