"I didn't know these things had a arming distance! Honest!"*

Who: Dean the transvestite, Shootem now & ask ?'s later Phil & White
Wolf, grenade touting Andromdea StarSystem and der Polymorph!
Where: Somewhere in the promenade.
When: Just moments before the Polymorph mistakes some of Phil's
grenades for chicklets.
Dean and Phil grabbed up a bunch of the grenades, as Andromdea and
the huge hamster started over to Mckensy's Discount Military
hardware, Andromdea paused to glance at the sign that hung at the
door, it read - 'under new management by Abdul', then dashed inside.
The large hamster muttered to himself in a offended tone, "So you'd
rather fight some oversize barney with a klinger-wanna-be at your
side rather than me, huh? Well, find I'll work with this young lady
and we'll defeat the big beast, and keep the points for ourselves!"
"Fire in the hole!" yelled Phil as he pulled the pins off of three
grenades and tossed them at the huge purple dinosaur (the polymorph -
remember?). Dean ducked in hit the floor, and went "Oy! Never
realised these pokey things could be so inconvenient..."
The purple beast bent over and peered curiously at the grenades lying
at it's feet, then licking it's chops, it promptly swallowed them.
The polymorph then grabbed up little Timmy, and tossed him into the
air like a popcorn kernal, then caught him with it's mouth and
swallowed him whole too. Then the polymorph rubbed his belly and
went, "MMMmmm..."
Andromeda came out with a arm ful of weapons and handed White Wolf a
manpack L.A.W., who took it and they both started back toward where
Phil & Dean were prostrate on the floor.
"Shouldn't they have went off by now?" Asked Dean getting up and
looking.
"Their probably on timer delay, so keep your distance." replied
Phil, "Oh smeg! It's coming more appetizers!" as the polymorph ran
after the suddenly fleeing pair (dean & phil) bending over to snap
them up just as they ran past Andromeda & the huge Hamster, Andromeda
yelled, "Eat this you pansy!" and tossed a box of C4 (explosives)
into it's mouth.
The polymorph suddenly stopped, looking surprised as it gulped the
box of C4 down. Dean & Phil stopped also.
"Hey! It worked!" Said Dean.
Then the purple dinosaur suddenly looked sick as it grabbed it's
belly and started to heave.
"Watch out - It's gonna hurl!" Screamed Dean as the foursome started
to run, with the huge hamster trailing behind
Then the purple open it's mouth and belched a gout of flame at
them. "Waaaahhhhh who who WHO!!!" yelled out as the rotund hamsters
tail's caught on fire.
The purple dinosaur finished the belch with a silly embarrassed smile
and held one of it's paws in front of it's mouth while the threesome
(dean, Phil, Andromda) stopped to help put out their Captains tail.
The huge hamster looked at his smoking tail and yelled towards the
polymorph, "Your gonna have to pay for that!!!", then he drew his
L.A.W. and stepped closer to the purple dinosaur, as Phil commented
to White Wolf, "Don't you think your aiming that a little too close
to mr. Winky?"
The huge hamster glanced at Phil standing off to one side and behind
him for a brief second, and replied "I don't believe so!" then hit
the L.A.W.'s trigger.
The rocket shot out at the huge polymorph, then hit it's stomach,
causing the polymorph to spit out the previously swallowed little
Timmy at a violent speed, as the rocket richochetted and flew into
the nearby store enterance marked 'Abdul's discount toy store' and
then into the silly putty overstock aisle, as little Timmy bounced
off the ceiling and into the nearby Mcdonalds supply enterance and
knocked several canisters of pumpkin flavored malt mix toward the
wall adjacent to the toys store, when the rocket exploded sending
hundred of flaming silly putty filled plastic eggs into the air, and
a hot bubbling mass of Pumpkin Malt liquid shooting out of the front
door of Mcdonalds. Which was enough to cause the big polymorph to
start fleeing the area.
"See, I was right! You were to close to Mr. Winky!" Screamed Phil at
the overgrown hamster as the foursome quickly sought shelther from
the rain of silly putty eggs.
"Oh - You meant that I was to close to the polymorph to arm the
L.A.W.'s contact denotator! I thought you meant that I was gonna fry
your 'nads with the rocket's back blast!", called back the huge
hamster, "Opps, My error! Oh well!"
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OOC - * Yep they do! And I found that out in a very similar way once
in military RPG! :D