I'm a cow part 4

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"I think with the fact that you are dressed in a , aha, dress, and wearing fake comedy breasts that you should prove an adequte distraction esp as now the PM has turned into a giant king kong and is heading this way...."
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<snip #2>
"Where is our little cow-friend heading?" aksed Timmy
"He's heading for McDonalds." Holly replied super fast...
"Wow... you are that certain?"
"100% accurate"
"What's the quickest way there?"
"X-press lift #2"
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Where: McDonalds
When: Shortly before the first snip
Who: Canazza, Timmy
It had taken Little Timmy quite a while to find McDonalds, as his sense of direction was terrible, even with Holly's help (the calibre of programming will be blamed, either that or the massive ammounts of alcohol he had consumed), He eventually got sick of looking and started blasting holes in the walls at random intervals, hoping to find the elusive McDonalds, and his creator...
He came to a dead end, a closed, locked door blocked his path, there, upon the door, was the golden arches.
"Holly, i thought the McDonalds door would be bigger..."
"That's the supply entrance,"
"Oh... smashie smashie" he picked up the bazookoid he was dragging behind him and pointed it at the door, he powered it up and was about to fire when the door openeed, "oh, thanks Hol..."
"your welcome"
McDonalds was empty, completly ransacked and slightly more untidy than normal.
Canazza, in his cow-like state, was tucking into a box of assorted vegetable mulch used in the veggie burgers. Timmy stood in the doorway, the bazookoid still charged and pointing in towards the kitchen where the Bovine-Man sat eating veggie-goo.
"Right, this time i'll get him," he said, pulling out the mini-cattle prod, "Hold the rubber end this time"
he walked over to the man-beast and prepared to lunge.
the shock would probably have made a normal man unconcious, but unfortunatly, the mounds of lard protected Canazza much more than Timmy anticipated, he swiped Timmy aside and bolted for the door.
Timmy went flying into the bazookoid, setting it off.
The ball of energy went flying through the shop area and out into the promenade, followed closely by canazza...
Outside, the Polymorph/King Kong stood, looming over the emotionally chalenged crew.
There was a loud Fwizzz, and the Polymorph turned to see a ball of energy and a small figure running out of McDonalds at the far end of the promenade...
<tag... anyone want to shoot it now?>Name: Dave Canazza
Status: Distractingly cow-like...