Psychosis can be fatal. Jp with Tara and Jay

Who: Tara, Trisees, Keto, Zodar, Jay
Where: Cargo Bay
When: After the snip
<insert snip
"Miss Scarlet in the cargo bay with the lead pipe" she said swinging the pipe into Trisees midrif winding him and then shoving him across the cargo bay. "Now where were we sweetheart?" Tara asked turning around again....
as she turned she heard a *click* and where Keto had been standing, there now stood a very pissed off Jay Chrysler, holding twin handguns. "Back Off Cleavage" he said, staring her directly in the eyes
Tara met Jay's gaze with a calm glance.
"Now now Mr. Chrysler that's ever so rude to just burst in on someone." She said wagging her finger at him "I believe we were on strike three... if you want to start running now I may let you live. Or maybe not i've always wanted to kill someone you know..." She said with madness in her eyes.
    "Kill me and everyone on this ship dies" Jay said "That, my dear, includes you"  
     Fall for the bluff please fall for the bluff* he thought. 
               
    "How do you figure that out?"  
 
     "Do you really wanna try it?”
 
"I've had worse odds fly boy, try me." She said swinging the lead pipe.
"doc, head for the cargo bay, you too..." Jay said to Keto and Trisees respectively, Trisees, staggering to his feet after having the wind knocked out of him from Tara's pipe. "This isn’t a stand off Tara, you've got a pipe, I’ve got guns..advantage, Chrysler.."
"Oh Mr. Chrysler you are so naive. I do believe you said in our previous encounter that you wouldn't hurt me. And if you do I do believe that a fearless FeBuggure will want your hide as a sail for the large blue one." Tara said with an evil smile "And no one ever said it wasn't a stand off."
Jay cocked the guns, Tara knew him well enough to know when he was bluffing. Even when his eyes were obscured by his sunglasses as they were now,  she had his number. Why the smeg didnt he THINK before taking on his friends?!
"You know...you're right..." he said. and fired the gun in his right hand, what Tara HADNT noticed was where he was aiming. He shot one of the many pipes that lined the corridors of this deck, filling the area around Tara with thick white smoke, obscuring her vison.
 
"God damnit Chrysler! You wont get away with this! I'll hunt you down like a dog!" She said coughing and fumbling to where he had been stood.
Tara screamed with rage ad ripped the bazookoid out of Zodar's hands firing at a nearby air vent before crawling through the ducting and appearing in front of Jay.
"Now I’m pissed off." She said cocking the bazookoid at him. "I have an itchy trigger finger one shot and no kiddies for you and Alota."
"YOU" Jay said "Are completely INSANE!"
"You just noticed" She grinned “guys..." Jay said to Keto and Trisees, who he really NEVER thought he’d help and refer to as comrades..even worse do what he was about to do and ASK for help from THEM "COVER ME!" he yelled, leaping backwards over a cargo crate, Tara fired a few shots from her bazookoid, most missing Jay but one, skimmed his leg, ripping into the flesh, and throwing him to the floor. he stumbled to his feet, clutching his wound, and there it was.  E.V.E1. Tara cackled.
"Damn. I was aiming for Keto." She said dodging fire from Trisees and Keto. "You Know Chrysler you are one hard smegger to kill."
 
"One death in a month is enough for me" came Chrysler's voice, booming through the speaker unit of E.V.E.1. "now if you dont mind....." Tara wasnt sure what was happening, she saw a mechanical suit of armour charging towards her, it grabbed Keto and Trisees be their collars, and aimed its shoulder moutned bazookoids at the ceiling, blasting an exit, then leapt up through the hole. Leaving Tara dumbfounded below
 
"What the smeg was that... You." she said pointing at Zodar "This was your fault!"
 
 
 Brought to you by Tara Cleavage-Febuggure and jay Chrysler. 
 
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