Ohh what a pretty dragonfly

Who: Andy and the Polymorph
Where: Between the floor and the roof
When: Half past lunch time
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Andy had just woken up and his stomach told him he'd missed lunch
time.
He grumbles to himself as he pulls himself out of his bed. "Need
food" he mumbled to himself.
After pulling his Clothes on (managing to put his trousers on back to
front) he stumbles out the door towards the mess hall.(OOC: hope
that's what it's called)
About half way there he notices a small bug on one of the pipes in
the wall. He stops and looks at it wondering "hey that shouldn't be
there"
Even as he watched it, it grew. First to the size of a golfball then
a grapefruit and then to the size of a rather large melon.
Of course he gets very excited over something like this and he goes
in for a closer look. "Ohh what a pretty dragonfly"
Then the dragonfly talked. "Go on take a closer look."
Now Andy was totaly flumoxed. "What are you"
"I'm a Polymorph". At first it didn't register with him. Then...
"A POLYMORPH!!!"
The dragonfly flicked it's tounge and attatched it to Andys forehead.
After the horribly sickening sucking sound it turned into a
bacon-buttie and rolled off in the direction of the mess hall.
Andy just stood up and smiled as he skipped off around the ship. He
passed Tara and Zodar on there way to the drive room cackling Evily
and passed them totaly obliviously.