Devil Baby, Anti-Cupid and Bitch Queen - A jp between Zodar and Tara

Who: Tara, Zodar, Jay
Where: Cargo Bays
When: After Tara tried to hurt Jay
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Jay skidded around a corner and ran down another corridor, tripping over Zodar as he came around. "Holy Smeg Zo' PLEASE tell me you're normal!"
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Zodar looked at Jay, who was breathing heavily from the intense workout that he'd just endured.
"Uh, yeah... Why?" Zodar asked.
"Don't go anywhere near Tara. The damn Polymorph has got to her!"
"Polymorph? What's it look like?"
"Hell, I don't know... No-one does. It's a shapechanger."
"Oh."
"I'm actually getting the smeg out of here before Tara smells my fear and tracks me down." Jay quickly left the area and left Zodar in the darkened hallway by himself. Unexpectedly he heard the quiet high-pitched meowing of a kitten coming from the hallway behind him.
Zodar walked up to it and picked it up, stroking it and cuddling it.
"How cute! I love kittens!" He said, gently placing the kitten on the ground. It mysteriously disappeared, being replaced by the gurgling of a small baby. The baby looked up at Zodar and said the following words "Zo..dar..." then giggled.
After saying "Awwwwww....", Zodar went closer to the child and was about to pick it up when a long 'sucker' extended from it's mouth and met with Zodar's head.
"You're a friendly little devil baby aren't you?" he said as it sucked out every trace of love Zodar held. Tara walked around the corner scowling because she has lost Jay and saw the polymorph sucking Zodar's love out.
"Oh my sort of beastie." She said "Hey sucker head!" The Polymorph glanced at her. "Not you dumbass the other one!"
"Are you talking to me? You better not be talking to me." Zodar said as the sucker came loose from his skin. "Can't you see I'm smeggin' busy over here?"
"Yea im talking to you! Who do you think you are talking to me like that!" She screamed at the loveless Zodar.
"I'm sooo sorry, your majesty, let me buff your shoes with my tongue." Zodar said in an extremely sarcastic manner, although he did admire how ruthless Tara had become. "I have the overwhelming urge to bury puppies in a sand box and run them over with a lawnmower." He said, a maniacal grin forming on his face.
"Hold your horses there anti-cupid. You like dogs huh?. How about being a dog then? I need some muscle." She said with a sly grin.
"What do I get out of it." Zodar said.
"You get to live." Tara said simply. Zodar got annoyed.
"Bitch... I should sl..." he said before Tara threatened to deck him and he withdrew his comment, "all right, all right, I'll be your lackey." He said forcibly.
"Good boy Zodar! Now how's about you and me go and have some fun up in the drive room?" She said.
"Actually, I have a meeting I have to be at. Lets go there." Said Zodar hoping she didn't try and hit him again.
"Nice suggestion you'll go far in this world cupid." She said shoving Zodar in the direction of the meeting.<tag>
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