Fly, boy!!! JP between Tara and Jay

Who: Tara (evil) Jay (nursing a hangover)
Where: Some corridor
When: After Tara lost her compassion and guilt
Jay, was headed for his quarters, he Knew that Alota always kept an emergency supply of aspirin for just such an emergency as this, knowing her husband well enough as to always ensure hangover relief was at hand. How could he have been so stupid as to drink like that last night, in the middle of a crisis...oh wait..Yeh it’s never stopped him before.  Flashbacks of the previous night were flooding
back to him regrettably, fortunately Alota, lacking in aggression hadn’t got mad at him, but he had to come back from his office for more aspirin. He’d already drained his office supply. He turned a corner and walked straight into someone. 
Tara grinned at Jay
"Well hi there Mr. Chrysler" Tara grinned at him. "How are you?"
"Woah..Sorry Tara, wasn’t looking where I was going" he said "Am I glad to see you, you wouldn’t happed to have any aspirin would you?" it was here he noticed what she was wearing and more importantly, what she was holding.
Tara grinned again. This time more manically.
"Headache?" Tara asked swishing the holowhip.
Jay nodded
"Well I’m sure I can do something about that." She said aiming a blow to his stomach.
Jay was more taken by surprise than anything else. "Tara…. What?"                                His sentence was interrupted by a backhander to the side of the face. "Tara...what the hell are you doing?"  
 "Giving you something to take your mind of the headache" She said simply.
 
"Why? Don’t you like it? Poor diddums" She said in a sarcastic voice.
Jay backed away "By any chance, were you attacked by anything unusual...a cabbage perhaps? A screwdriver?"  Jay asked, realizing that the poly-majigger could have been anything and she probably had no idea, or even any concern about it anyway.
"Well seen as you care so much about my welfare Mr. Chrysler I will tell you" She sneered " That dirty rotten son of a smeg head who nearly died went and stole my heart." Jay looked bewildered. "Oh. You don't know? I mean Charlie, Charlie Keto."
"Keto?"  Jay said, genuinely confused "But...you're married to Phil..."                                          He leapt aside as Tara cracked the holo-whip. "TARA I DONT WANNA FIGHT YOU..." he said, frustration building "cool it Jay.." he thought to himself "she could be the poly-filla, keep your emotions steady"    
"Mmm hmmm." Tara said "Came right up to me just now and took it all away." She growled, "So why should I care if you die!"
She swished the whip again
"Um...because were friends! We look out for each other!" Jay said,         
"Sickening..." Tara said sneering, as Jay backed further down the corridor.
Tara cracked the whip again.
"Run boy! I like a chase!"
Jay broke into a sprint, luckily, he was fast on his feet and could lose her, he hoped. He was never afraid to fight, but this was Tara, he'd never forgive himself if he attacked her, better to run.
 "Holly!" he shouted, "Seal the bulkheads between me and Tara!"              
  He was surprised how efficiently Holly did this, and the doors hissed shut between him and Tara. There was a loud bang behing Jay as Tara blasted through with a bazookoid.
"Now. Now you'll have to do better than that. Strike one... RUN!" She said laughing as she went.
"You’ve gotta be kidding me..." Jay panted, and broke into a sprint again, deliberately leading Tara towards the cargo bay's
"Where are you going Fly boy?!" Tara yelled not even out of breath yet "The cargo bays? How predictable!" The whip cracked through the air and hit Jay's ear. "Strike two! One more and your out!" By now Jay was beginning to fear what came after strike three.
 
Jay skidded around a corner and ran down another corridor, tripping over Zodar as he came around. "Holy Smeg Zo' PLEASE tell me you're normal!"
                        
<To be continued!>
 
Tara "Madness is Genetic" Cleavage-FeBuggure and Jay "You're all FU**ING MAD!" Chrysler
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