Tongue Tied!

"Oh bloody hell. Why's he here anyway? he's not a head of department!"
"Good question."
"Yeah, why am I here? Youg uys never listen.." Dean caught his reflection, "Man I'm looking good."
<END SNIP>
"Oh sod it. To Parrotts, we do our best thinking there anyway. With thaty Jay swept out. With Dean and the others in tow, and they picked up Phil on the way to Parrotts, where they met Amber.
<SNIP>
"Don't even think about it mate, nothing I'm afraid off in this world." Just then it turned into a huge void and surrounded her, then it sucked out all her lonliness and then went again...
<END SNIP>
"I'll have a large usual." said Dean and Jay together. Whilst Phil came over and ordered his too.
"Oh whats the point? said Keto, at the peanuts.
"I'm crap." said Amber.
"And another." said Dean and Jay together, both draining their drinks.
However, this is where the similarity stopped. Dean had decided recently to have a tad less alcohol on nights when he intended to make it back to his quarters. Jay, however, was chucking em back. And Phil was deep in discussion with his daughter about spending her time in bars.<A FEW SEVERELY PISSED FEW HOURS LATER>
"That's a good idea!" said Phil,
"I <hic> dunno." slurred Jay,
"What's wrong? Chicken?" taunted Phil
"Fine, I'lldoooits.." slurred Jay.
"Right," said Dean, still sober. "Amber, go fetch Jasmine and her to cargo bay 46. Phil, you go and start setting up, Jay, you go with him, I'll go get the suits."
"Wha's appeng?" attempted Amber,
"You'll see." said Dean.
<IN THE CARGO BAY>
"Ok, put this here." said Phil, taking Jay and dropping him unceremoniously on the make-shift stage. Before setting up the sound system with the correct track.
"Here they are guys!" said Dean, "Oh wake him up."
Phil sloshed water over Jay, waking him up, and sobering him enough to stand, but not enough to be sensible...
<IN THE GYM>
"They want me to do WHAT!?" asked Jasmine
"Iunno, oto46baycargo." said the severely pissed Amber.
'Oh why not, should be a laugh.' thought Jas. "OK, lead the way. No on second thoughts, I'll do the leading"
<BACK IN CARGOBAY-46>
"This is it.." said Jas, opening in the door, to see pitch darkness, just then some prgan chords filled the room, along with the clicking of fingers and some flashing lights.
"What the?" asked Jas, before suddenly...
"When I saw you for the first time.[First Time]"
"My Knees began to quiver [quiver]" echoed Jay and Phil, resplendent in their red tuxes.
"And I got a funny feeling, [feeling]"
"In my kidneys and my liver" belted out Dean, "[digestive system baby!]"
"My hands they started shaking, [shaking]"
"And my heart began a-thumping, [boom boom boooom!]"
"My breakfast left my body, [huey huey huey]"
"And all that told me something, Oh you make me TONGUE TIED! [TONGUE TIED]"
Jasmine sat. Amazed. Whilst the 3 amigo's sat and belted out Tongiue Tied, like never before. And they actually weren't that bad. Though Jay did look pissed. Then Jas realised! Dean was no longer self-conscious, Phil was no longer afraid at all, only Jy had said no in the first place, but a few beers and he was no problem. Such weasel like cunning, it was impossible not to be impressed.
 
Dean "Tongue Tied" Thomas
<OOC: Thought we could do with some RD gags given that it's an RD plot:)>