Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] MOO! i\'m a cow: Part Deux

I dont know if you realised or not, but...only medical staff can speak tree!!
 
but hey, pobodys nerfect!

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Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] MOO! i'm a cow: Part Deux
<tag>"Going down, Next stop Engineering, our decent will take 3 hours 24 minutes at a cruising speed of 1.2 miles per hour, estimated arival time 5:45pm"the lift went through the speil of suicide and last will and testament, which usually filled Canazza with dread and disgust, but this time he only laughed."HAWHAW! suicide pills, HEHEHEAHAHA! classic""Great," said Little Timmy, "3 and a half hours of this"</tag>Engineering was deserted, only a few skutters remained, most playing solitaire, which made Canazza extremly jealous, all he could get is minesweeper...He and Little Timmy made his way over to the main console and entered in the bio signature of the Polymorph."Holly," he said, and the balding man appeared on the viewscreen"Not you again... what is it now...""Can you find this bio signature anywhere onboard?""Yes,""Well...""well what?""Where is it?""oh, right, you should have asked sooner..." he paused, "It's in a cargo bay, it's motionless, and there are no other life forms near it.""What's the quickest way there?""X-press lift...""I said the quickest,""well... you COULD go up 100,000 flights of steps,"Canazza looked down at his rather porcine frame, "I doubt i could do 10 let alone 100,000...""HEY! " said Timmy, who had been watching the skutters for most of this story, "I am not getting back in that lift with you, I can take 100,000 steps, so i am...""fine..."----2 hours later----The cargo bay was deserted, dark and creepy,"Holly, is it still here?""Yes, behind those packing crates,""What' packing crates?"Timmy turned his eye-ball torch on, casting two eerie beams on a stack of packing crates about 3 foot infront of them,"Oh... those packing crates"The light peeked through the crates, the Polymorph was awoken*Emootionss... mmmm.* it thoughtThe two rounded the corner and Timmy's lights fell on the resting creature"YIKES!" yelp Timmy, "That thing's damn ugly...""yep, and i'm going to beat it up...""Bare handed?""No, with this," He pulled out a large pointed metal spike, "Got it from a strut under my bed, not sure why it's pointed..."Timmy tried not to look embarassed, he had a strange habit of chewing on metal rods..."Umm... okay, i'll just wait here...""Coward. Right, i'm going in"Canazza moved towards the beast, he was inches away when the lights went out"DAMN!" shouted Timmy, "Batteries are dead..."but Canazza never replied."hello..." Timmy called out tentativly, there was a screamhe opened one of the packing crates, they appeared to be filled with those funny little glow sticks... he cracked one and green light spilled into the corridor of crates.Canazza lay motionless on the floor, the polymorph was gone."I'd better get 'im to the medi-bay" Timmy walked over to Canazza and began dragging him out of the cargo bay...---Later---The Medi-lab was near deserted, Timmy and the tree stood over Canazza, still unconcious on the table.*rustle*"Hmm... tree... i've never 'ad to speak tree before..." Timmy cleared his throat, "rustle rustle rustle"*rustle rustle*the conversation went on for a few minutes, tree began to get annoyed since this annoying little droid spoke in a hard-to-decypher accent, the jist of it was that he had lost every single emotion in his being, and as a result, no-one knew what would happen.Timmy spent the next hour or so looking up the database on these creatures and their effects, he came across many speculations at what would happen once EVERY emotion was removed, many believed he'd turn into a Lawyer or a Game show host, but, as he was about to find out, no-one got it right...*MOOOO!!!!* said Canazza, Timmy spun round from the console."What did you say?"*MOOOO!!!!* he said again, getting up from the bed and moving over to the tree, "mooo"he tried to eat the tree's leaves,*Urgent rustle*"I'll save you!" exclaimed Timmy, who had taken a shine to the tree, and rushed Canazza, knocking him over*angry Moo* Canazza turned and charged at Timmy,"AAARGH!" he screamed, and ran out of the medi-bay, Canazza in hot pursuit...MOOO: MOO MOOOOOMOOOO: MOOO!!JMC's  best....brightest....the most drunk.....www.BlueDwarf.co.uk-Your number one resource in all things Blue Dwarf related,Take the Blue Dwarf Quiz now!To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:JMC_Blue_Dwarf-unsubscribe@egroups.comYour use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.