MOO! i'm a cow

Who: Canazza, Little Timmy
Where: A generic corridor
When: shortly after my last postPreviously: I lost my disgust at the hands (well, tentacles) of the Polymorph
Canazza and Little Timmy walked down the corridor, Timmy having to run now and again to keep up with the raging Canazza,
"The bastard tricked me, he smegging tricked me!" Canazza mumbled to himself
"EY! where are you off too?" Timmy called, now about 6 foot behind him
"I'm going to get that bloody Polymorph,"
"Won't it steal your emotions?" Timmy said, catching up on Canazza again
"Probably, but that won't matter," he said, picking Timmy up and flicking his head open like a can
"OUCH! that hurt"
"no it didn't, your a bot, you don't feel pain"
"yeah... well, what are you doing,"
"i'm looking through your logs," he said, tapping a small keypad inside the bots head, information bliped onto a display on the underside of the neck, "It should have the Morph's bio signature in it,"
"Why would I 'ave it's bio wotsit?"
"That's how you recognise people, through their bio signature," a picture of the morph appeared on the screen, "Got it!"
They reached the end of the corridor, where there entered an x-press lift
"Welcome to X-Press lifts, where would you like to go?" said the hologram
"Engineering"
"Going down, Next stop Engineering, our decent will take 3 hours 24 minutes at a cruising speed of 1.2 miles per hour, estimated arival time 5:45pm"
the lift went through the speil of suicide and last will and testament, which usually filled Canazza with dread and disgust, but this time he only laughed.
"HAWHAW! suicide pills, HEHEHEAHAHA! classic"
"Great," said Little Timmy, "3 and a half hours of this"Name: Dave Canazza
Status: Suicide is painless... well, compared to crashing an X-press lift that is...