Disgusting

Where: Canazza's Quarters
When: Shortly After the Polymorph escaped
Who: Canazza, Little Timmy
Little Timmy and Canazza sat across the small metal table in the middle of the quarters, a deck of cards sat on the table, the two had a hand of cards each, and a pile of chips, Timmy's was considerably larger.
"See your one and raise 2," canazza said, with a big smirk on his face.
"I'll see that" Timmy said, placing the chips on the pile.
"Okay, show,"
Canazza placed down a straight flush, "HA! how do you like them apples?"
"Quite nice, except," the midget robot placed down 4 of a kind, "I win"
the air filled with large amounts of sexual expletives and some other words that don't even exist, but that were clearly in the same band as the other words.
"i'm glad we're only playing for chips rather than real money," Said Canazza, "Otherwise i'd have to kill you"
"Pitty it weren't real, i'd 'ave atleast $£1,200"
"True, but then again, i don't have that much to give you..."
The repartee was disrupted by someone entering the quarters,
"Delivery for a Dave Canazza," the man held out a brand new vacuum,
"EEEE!!!" he filled with elation and joy at the sight of it, "GIMMIE!" he snatched it out of the man's hands
"Sign the form," he thrust a clipboard into Canazza's face, which he promptly signed just to get the man away from him, "Thanks," and he left, *wierdo*
"you do 'ave a strange personality don'tcha?" quizzed Timmy
"No ... not at all," Canazza said, eye's still affixed to the cleaning device in his hand, "I've needed one ever since my last upright broke and my portable was flushed into space"
"But you're really going abit overboard with that ain'tcha?"
"no," Canazza walked over to the 'special spot' he reserved for his favourite items, and his joy peaked once it was placed down.
Then something unspeakable happened, so unspeakable it made Canazza feel physically ill, something so terrible it changed all his joy into disgust... something so grotesque that it would haunt Canazza's every moment, well, for the next few seconds anyway...
The vacuum turned into a horrible mound of green bubbling runny gooey puss, once the disgust peaked, a large sucker flew out from it. Little Timmy was in hysterics for 10 minutes after the sucker went on, and by the time he came round, the creature had escaped.
Canazza stood and looked at the place of his former pride and joy, residual goo and puss remained, staining the cushions, and he felt nothing, no disgust at the events just passed, just a deep sense of loss...Name: Dave Canazza
Status: Show me anything, anything at all, i won't throw up, i promise...