grovelling....Jay's way to a womans heart!

Jay, hated ties.
 
He really really hated ties with a passion, he hated suits to, as amtter of fact he'd rather be subjected to being stuick in an elevator for a week with noone but Charles Keto, Lawrence Trisees and Patrick Cerebrum for company, and not having a gun, or other object that could be used as weapon, if not for his three adoring fans then himself. 
Thats how much he hated them, and yet here he was on the observation deck, wearing the afore mentioned hated items, and cursing himself for doing so. But then he cursed himself for a lot of things, usually cursing the kind of things he did to be forced into these situation in the first place, upsetting Alota.
 
He had to be more careful, she wasnt just his wife, but as executive officer, second in command of the whole ship, she was also his immediate boss.
 
Jay was either very brave, or very stupid, possibly both.
 
He spoke into the concealed microphone he was wearing on his collar, "Phil, ETA?" 
"Give me second Jay, bloody hell mate" came Phils voice through Jays earpiece.
"You found her yet?"
"Yes...."
"Then whats the problem?"
"Honestly?"
"Please"
"Im scared"
"Phil, you're the chief of security"
"YES JAY BUT I'M ALSO QUITE PARTIAL TO MY NETHER REGIONS!"
"What?"
"Alright you come down here and do it then!"
"No thanks, Dean, Kara, standing by?"
"Yup, ready when you are"
"Good, you got the message ready? cos wonce Alotas here I wont be able to speak over the comm anymore"
"Yeah yeah I got it..." replied Dean
"Good!"
Jay rememdered somethnig "PHIL!"
"WHAT NOW?"
"did you rememebr to order the flowers and stuff?"
"Yes i remebered the bloody flowers now shut up and let me make the arrest!"
"oh sorry.."
 
Promenade.
 
Phil Febuggure and Mini-Phil stood side by side, both in identical..(well apart from the size) long black leather jackets, and sunglasses.
"Ok MP" said Phil "Lets move"
"ee"
He walked across the promenade's main corridor and approached Alota who was sat at a table outside Starbucks.
"Hi Phil" she said, absently.
"Alota Chrysler, I'm arresting you on suspicion of Phils' Rule 4"
"Rule 4?"
"Wearing a hideous...oh wait...youre not actually wearing a hat..be right back"
Phil dashed of, and contacted Jay on his radio
"JAY!  shes not wearing a hat!"
"WHAT?!  what has that got do with ANYTHING?"
"I cant arrest her...."
"Why?"
"shes not breaking Rule 4"
"THEN USE ANOTHER RULE MORON!"
"Hey I dont HAVE to help you!"
"You do if you dont want Tara to find about the stash of magazines you keep in your office"
"Those are Mini-Phils!"
"The other cupboard"
"Oh...OH!!!!!  consider me helping!"
With that he aprroached Alota again. "Alota Chrysler, I'm arresting you on suspicion of breach of Phil's Rule 14"
"Which is?" said Alota, fed up.
"Carrying an open umbrella indoors"
"I dont HAVE an umbrella, why would I  NEED one on a starship?"
"Point well taken" said Phil "But I bet you've done it once!"
"Maybe, back on earth when I was about 12"
"AAH!!! Hear that Mini-Phil, she pleads guilty!!!"
"WHAT?!"
Before Alota could protest Phil was slapping handcuffs on her and leading her away.
"Phil, where are you taking me?"
"To the brig!!"
"you expect me to believe that?"
"Yes"
"Even though the brigs in the opposite direction from where were going"
"Its a different brig"
"Theres only one brig Phil"
"Not any more"
Phil tapped in a code and a door slid open, and he released the cuffs, Alota stepped into the room "This is the observation deck!"
"Certainly is" said Jay, pulling out a chair from under the table for Alota.
Phil left, and Alota looked at Jay "Did you set this up?"
"Yep"
"just so you could get me here"
"Yep"
"Im still mad at you you realise"
"Yep" Jay said as he lit the candles.
Alota eyed the sread on the table. "You didnt cook did you?, Only...if you did, ...poisoning me wouldnt be the best way to beg for forgiveness!"
"I thought about that....which is why White Wolf let me borrow WD-40 for the night, he seemed pleased to get rid of him..."
Jay sat down, and WD-40 started serving food. Jay, looked up at the stars, then at his watch.
"something wrong Jay?" asked Alota "You seem preoccupied"
"Huh?....oh..no, how could anything be wrong when Im up here with you?" 
Jay wondered if that sounded as cheesy as he thought it did
He looked up again, frowning. "guys..." he muttered "where ARE you?"
Just then deans voice came over the earpiece. "um..Jay...."
 
<dean?>
 
 
(dean)
 
 

----- Original Message -----
From: Andy
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Sent: Tuesday, November 12, 2002 10:19 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] THWACK!

"Set a nice dinner up in the observation deck. A nice view of the stars and a expensive dinner along with some form of jewlery and bam you're back in the game so to say!" Kara suggested.
 
"SEE!" said Jay "I knew Kara would pull through!, bloody hell and to think I was ACTULLY listening to you two" he said signalling at Phil and Dean.
"Well, can I just..." Deans started
"Dean is this sentecne gonna contain the word 'toasties?' Jay asked
"Not....exactly"
Jay, Phil and Kara stared at Dean arms folded.
"I was gonna suggest that on the night of the meal, you put toasted sandwiches on the menu"
Phil grabbed Deans sandwich toaster, puled it away fromt he wall socket and swung it around the back of Deans head, hard, sending Dean reeling forward.
"Thanks man"
"Pleasure"
Jay looked up, "Kara you and Dean get a couple of shuttles ready, I'll explain later, Phil, I need you to get Alota to the observation deck by 9pm tonight, and get that list of goods for the same time"
 
<phil?>
 
 
 
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