Cerebrum's leavin' dance

"Phil your going to have to finish this last bit, as I can't stand to eat another CNO flavored bite of this stupid jerky that the Archivers made for correcting the fouled up time stream!" Said the huge hamster thrusting the Temporal jumping 'Slim Jim' in his face.
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Dean came dashing through the Driveroom entrance, with Jasmine,Kara and MP in tow.
"Phil! I couldn't do what you asked. Kara found MP but we couldn''t find Tara or Jay..."
"Well, here's Jay." said Jasmine, matter-of-factly.
"You're alive!" said Kara
"Isn't it great?" said Phil
"EEE!!!" said MP, happily
"Oh Bloody Buggering Hell!" said Dean
"Well, not quite the reception I expected." said Jay, "But, wait a second. Alive? I've never been dead."
"Who shall tell him?" said WW
"Oh, me I guess." said Dean.
<5 long minutes later>
"So, I died?"
"Yes."
"But you didn't die?"
"No."
Suddenly, the comm went.
"I see that the time hopping has been solved," he said. "I'm going to beleaving the ship-"
The entire command deck cheered and hollered, with Dean and Jay doing a quick rendition of the "Cerebrum's leavin'" dance.
"For a short while. I will be back," he finished, abrutly ending thecheering. "By the way, I notice from this sensor reading that the ship, as aresult of cascade, is 500 meters away from where it should be. Where areyou?""The command deck, why?""Oh, well, you'll want to evacuate the command deck then, in about aminute.""Why?"Cerebrum told him. The command deck was empty in thirty seconds.
"RUUUUUNNN!!! Yelled the command crew, pelting down the corridor.
"EEEEEEEEE!!!"
"This way!" yelled Jay, turnign left and legging it down teh corridor. Dean overtook, "Now a right!" he yelled, then fell over Tara's right hand wheel.
"Smeg!" he yelled.
Jay grabbed the back of the chair and started pushing.
"Isn't it motorised?" puffeed the hamster running alongside
"Should be." said Jasmine, "it looks like one!"
"Batteries flat." said Tara, simply.
"Always the way eh?" said Kara to Dean.
"EVERYBODY DOWN!" was Dean's response...
The explosion rocked teh ship, and a fireball was sent down the corridor the BD command crew were in!
 
Dean "EVERYBODY DOWN!" Thomas