Opertaion weird doo-doo(a repost)

Who: Tara, Phil, Future Amber, Future RufusWhere: Mobius Shuttle BayWhen: <Snick>
 
"So what's the plan Dad?" Asked Rufus, still wondering how he got away from Cerebrum's mad psyicatric antics.
 
"That ship...needs to be destroyed in a controled Temporal cascade..."
 
"To Ganemede and Titon. Yes sir i've been around." Sung Tara being pushed in a wheelchair by Phil"Does she have to sing?" Asked Amber removing a piece of cotton wool from her ear."It's the medication Dr Keto put her on. For once not ointment." Phil explained"But there aint no place in the whole of space like this old toddeling town!" Tara belted out
 
"About the ship?" replied Amber
 
"Pardon?" cried Phil over the din
 
"The ship? What about it...?"
 
"Not till tuesday..."
 
"Eh?"
 
"Look, the best thing is to get your mother somewhere safe. I orginaly wanted her to help me break into the mobius but you two will do fine."
 
"Why her?"
 
"Well, if this ships follows my design perfectly, then there are certain sequences that only be activated by both mine AND her DNA being present..."
 
"Only you and mum or me and Ruf can operate the mobius thats right." Amber said
 
"That's right, I designed it as a safe guard. Now i've consulted with experts on this..."
 
"You mean Saddam right?" inquired Rufus, in a very calm voice.
 
"Yes..Don't look at me like that...He was where the design were originally drawn up..."
 
"I' not surpised Mini-dad wasn't involed in this somewhere..." said Amber
 
"Where is he anyway? not seen him since Roswell...."
 
"When I saw you for the first time." Tara sung"Eeeee eeee" Mini Phil joined in appearing seemingly from nowhere"My knees began to quiver""Eeeeee"
 
"Where did you come from?" asked Phil.
 
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeEEEEEEEEEeeEEE", he said holding up a picture of him and Elwood taken in Roswel, 2002
 
"Cool. Look after Tara for min would you..."
 
"EEEEE"
 
"Excelent...Now Rufus, i take it you used a Artifcial White Hole to power the time drive?"
 
"Yep...Why...Are you thinking about causing a temporal cascade? It won't work...You need someone on board to operate the controls and the only ones who can do that are me or.......you....."
 
"Phiiiiiiiiiiiiillllll?" Tara whined now being pushed by MP "Why are you ignoring me? Arn't we going to have muffins?" She asked.
 
"I'm just ordeing some now dear..." Said Phil, lookign at Tara as though he wanted to remember her face for ever...
 
Rufus looked at Phil, looked at Amber, who gave him a breif nod
 
"Dad..before you go...What will happen, If it works?"
 
"Well, the temporal cascade will "reset" any anomlys in a light year around. However, before that can happen, the AWH must be powered to the max...Before the reset happens, there's going to be some really weird shit start to happen around here, then BANG back to normal..."
 
"Boom... heh heh heh" Tara giggled on a pain killer induced high."e" MP said."Why is everyone so unhappy? Can we go someplace fun? Are we going on a picnic or something?" She asked innocently compleatly not listening to the white hole gibberish.
 
Phil, bent down and gave Tara a quick kiss...."I'll miss you..." he said, his voice a wisper...."Dad?" called Rufus..."Yes son...?" *THUNK*"Guess what...didn't tell you...I'm more like you then you think...except I'm stronger on a Monday"Phil just fell forward into Ambers arms, who gently lowered Phil to the ground.
 
"Heeeeeeeeyyyyy thats meeeaaannnn!" Tara squealed "Don't hit my Philip! After them Mini-husband!" She pointed down the corridoor after Rufus and Amber.
 
MP grinned like a monkey given a lifetimes worth of bannas, jumped on the back of Tara's chair and preseed accelerate..."Shit, amber, we need to distract Mini-dad...do you still have those "Midget distractors" we made when we were kids..?""Yep...They brought me luck....""Cool. Now would be a good time to use them...Hang on, did I just see Admiral Alota running down the corridor After WW, with a chainsaw?""Probably"Amber threw down the object in MP's/Tara's path...
 
"Cover your eyes my small lover!" Tara warned the midget."EEEEEEE!" Yelled MP"Watch out for....."*Crash*"White Wolf my hairy hamster I think I need my stiches redone" Said Tara lifting her shirt to reveal her bleeding torso.
 
The two Febuggure children, looped back round to the Mobius's shuttle bay..."Rufus , you know, in a way, we going to do what we planned to do anyway...didn't we?""Yep, just not quite the way we wanted to...Still, we've got to get OFF this rust bucket first..."
 
Amber ran around the coridor into the Shuttle bay and opened up the landing ramp."After you Ruf." She said
 
Rufus closed the hatch. As he was doing so, he saw his father looking at him. He just smiled and shouted over the roar of the engines as Amber begun the power-up sequence..."RUFUS...I'M PROUD TO BE YOUR FATHER...GOOD LUCK...KEEP TO THE EYE OF THE STORM AND YOU SHOULD BE OKAY...SEE YOU AGAIN...SOMETIME..."
 
The mobius powered out of the shuttle bay."Phil..... help me." Tara whined bleeding on White Wolf."This is gonna stain." The gargantuan mammel murmered.
 
A Jp by Tara "Let's go fly a kite" and Phil"I want what she's having" Febuggure
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