Damp Patches and Wet Rodents
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There was a strangely familliar feeling all over his body, wetness, cold, and a kind of stinging sensation in his rear end. He looked down at the large wet patch in his ship-issue boiler suit.
"It's been quite a few years since i've done that..." He said, walking penguin-like towards the lifts, "And i hope no-one sees me"
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Who: Canazza, and a near-future version of Whitewolf
Where: Initially the corridors, then quarters, then drive room
When: Whenever...
Canazza was on a main corridor on the habitation deck, he scurried from recess to recess hoping no-one would see his urine soaked loins, he finally managed to reach his quarters near the rear of the ship.
He changed out of his boiler suit and bundled it into his laundry basket, took a shower and put on his proper uniform, beige shirt, pressed trousers and all. He walked into the bathroom again and took a long leak,
"Better make sure i don't do that a second time"
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He materialised in the drive room, it was full of people appearing and disappearing. The people who were appearing all noticed him, standing there taking a leak.
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All of a sudden, Whitewolf materialised infront of him, directly in the line of fire.
"Ensign, what are you doing?!" <SNICK>
another Whitewolf appeared to his right
"I remember this, i was going punish you," He turned to his counterpart who had just jumped out of the line of fire, "but it's damn funny"
<snick>A third whitewolf appeared, again in the line of fire
"Not again!" Canazza exclaimed
"How far in the future are you?" the second WW asked the third as he jumped out the way
"Umm... 2 seconds" was the reply
<snick>The first Whitewolf disappeared
"Bugger"
<snick>The second one disappeared
"You're in big trouble" The third, and last remaining Whitewolf loomed over him
<snick> He dissapeared
<snick> Canazza rematerialised at his toilet, and finished his leak
"I really shouldn't have drank that 2 litre bottle of cola, now, where will i find a competent plastic surgeon in this part of the Galaxy?"Name: Dave Canazza
Nationality: Scottish
Status: Cowering in fear from giant, enraged hamster