Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] SNICK to the future... Part 2

"What? What is it Phil?" Said Jay walking around to read the sign himself. While White Wolf pulled the wind blown newspaper off his face and glanced at the page."We're in Roswell, New Mexico..." blurted Phil "Around July 2nd, 1947..." Finished White Wolf.
"WOAH, wait back the truck up!" said Jay  "1947?, none of us were even alive in 2047!"
"So?"
"SOO!" So far we've only jumped into points in time were one of us has been or will be in the future, HOW THE SMEG CAN WE EVER BE IN ROSWELL!"
White wolf scratching his chin said "I visited last september"
"You know what I mean" Jay said, "I mean why are we here at the point when aliens are Chrysler manouvering into town!"
"Theory phil?"
"Why is it always me?"
"your the scientist!, I'm better at tactical stiff and jays just jay!"
"HEY!" Jay replied,
"Weeeeeeeelllllllllllllllll....." Phil said, "It seems as if if our jumps are getting bigger, and lasting longer.....almost as if theres more of whats causing the jumps around..."                       
"WHAT?" said Jay, "speak english!" 
"WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SMEGGING SAY CHRYSLER?! THAT I KNOW BLOODY EVERYTHING?"
"woah....chill!" Jay said, "anyway...we dont know whether were gonna jump in minutes, hours or what so i reckon we should find somewhere to hide in case we bugger up history even..."
 
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"Did that sound liek a gun to you?" White Wolf asked
 
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"Nope...sounded like LOTS of guns..." Jay said putting his hand in the air as around 30 U.S. army officers aimed rifles at the group.
 
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----- Original Message -----
From: White Wolf
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Thursday, October 31, 2002 10:27 AM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] SNICK to the future... Part 2
Who: Jay, Phil, and the Etc known as White Wolf...When: Jay's Stag party for the moment.Where: In the cargo bay for as long as it lasts!Jay stopped laughing when he relaised he was half naked handcuffed to a railing in the cargo bays. "Its my stag night again isnt it..."<SNICK>Phil was suddenly holding a sword to a black(ish) knights neck, who was nervously pointing in some unknown direction into the woods while pleading, "The castle you seek is that way!""We must be back on Citadellia..." Said Jay while sitting a mud puddle."Woah!" said White Wolf as he fell out of pine tree with a loud thud, then got up and started picking some of the pine needles out of his fur, "We've got to get out of this before we get hurt..."<SNICK>Jay was sitting at the controls of his customized Midget and seemingly in mid wave, while Phil was standing over his memorial site holding a small palm-pilot like object and appeared to have just inputed a code into it. And White Wolf was sitting upon Phil's headstone as it flashed with a weird eerie blue light and the ground parted slighty as a small disk popped out."We're in Cowes, Isle of Wight at my memorial site..." remarked Phil recognizing the location."What's this Phil?" asked the huge hamster picking up the small disk.Phil grabbed it possessively, "It's a very personal item of mine, if you don't mind!"The large hamster apologized "Sorry..." <SNICK>The three of them standing in the medi-bay, and Jay had a blue hospital gown on, Phil was holding a cigar, and White Wolf a bed pan.There was a loud female scream from the next room, quickly followed by "Jay! I am *so* going to hurt you for this!!!""That's Alota!" Exclaimed Jay starting forward as a baby's cry was heard, and then the Pink tree also dressed in a hospital gown came out of the room holding a darling baby boy in it's arm's, and *rustled* towards Jay."I think a Congratulations are in order, Jay!" Said White Wolf putting down the bedpan, "We must be at the birth of one of your children...""Hey, congrats on the bouncing baby boy, mate!" chipped in Phil.<SNICK>The three of them were standing underneath a huge oak tree with a old tire swing, located upon a lone hill set among some farmers field."Bloody 'ell! I didn't even get to enjoy the moment or see Alota!" lamented Jay."I wonder who's past or future we're in now?" Asked Phil while waving off a bee that was trying to settle on his cigar."Dunno, But I sure wouldn't mind if we stayed here for a while, it sure is peaceful." Remarked the overgrown hamster."Why, Whatever for? This is right out of Normal Rockwell, for god's sake. I can't imagine anything more boring in all my time loops. " stated Phil while casually sitting down amongst the fragrant flowers."Perhaps for you, But not for me. My life's always been continuous move from place to another, and always filled with some kind of threat. And ever since my current 'space hamster situation' I've come to realise that I don't really have some of the things which everybody else takes for granted. Like this swing for instance. I always wanted a tire swing like this, when I was a kid. But with my parents living at Alpha Beta Far base, and limited living space, I couldn't have one." Remarked White Wolf."Might as well hop on, and take it for a spin while we're here..." Offered Jay, also sitting down.White Wolf dubious."Hey, it can't hurt the time stream anymore than we've already done, now can it?" Rationalized Jay.The huge hamster shrugged and jumped on the swing, then gave mighty push off.<SNICK>They appeared on a snow covered mountainside, as the mammoth hamster sailed through the air, and took a header into a snow drift.Phil glanced sharpily at Jay, who said defensively, "Hey, I said it couldn't hurt the time stream, I didn't say anything about him!""Well, we better dig him out anyhow." Ordered Phil throwing away his cigar which was now sodden by the melting snow, and slowly got up, while flinging the sticky wet snow off of him."Alright, Alright!" Said Jay getting up out of a nearby snowdrift and going over to where White Wolf had disappeared into the snow, and started searching around with his hands. Phil followed suit, and called out, "Captain? Where are you?""Hey, I think I feel something furry!"Suddenly a huge furry white shape stands up next to jay."Hey, look the snow has turned White Wolf *WHITE*!" Remarkes Jay smirking."What are you talking about Jay? I'm over here." Says the brawny hamster sticking his head up out of the snow bank next to Phil."If your over there, then who is this?" Asked Jay looking a little sick to his stomach."That's a Yeti, you muppet!" exclaimes Phil."Don't yell." warns White Wolf, "just run.""Crikey, I should have thought of that." replies Phil, jumping up out of the snow bank along with the prodigious hamster and legging it.The big white yeti, lets out a bellow of rage, and lunges for Jay."AHH!!!!" Screams Jay following suit, with the Yeti quickly giving chase to the three Blue Dwarf Officers.Then the three of them suddenly come up short on a overhanging ice cliff, which drops off down the side of the mountain, as the seven foot yeti advanced on them and growled menancingly."This would be *great time* for us to jump to another time!" Says Phil. "I'd even volunteer reliving any of my humilating moments in life if It would help!" replies Jay.White Wolf remarks, "I hate to bring this up guys, but I don't think Yeti boy's the least of our problems, this overhang ain't very stabl..."With a shuddering >CCCCRRRRRAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKK< the icy overhang snapped off and started sliding down the mountainside while all three yelled "Ahhh!!!!"<SNICK>The huge chunk of ice shelf and it's three passengers were sailing through the air before going >KERTHUD< into the ground heavily...The three of the coughed at the dust cloud that was thrown up, it was a little dark since it appeared to be early morning as the sun was just peeking over the far hills, and there was a light wind."Just in a Snick of time." Remarked Phil, getting up off the smashed ice shelf."You said that right!" replied Jay sliding off onto the dry dirt, "I saw my life pass before my eyes, and it was way too short for even one of those movie intermission things...""I wonder where we are now?" Asked the large hamster rolling onto the ground and standing up, "do either of you recognise this place?""No." Said Jay, and Phil shook his head."Then we must be in one of your future's then. There's a sign facing the other way over there, maybe it'll tell us where we are. " said White Wolf, just as a wind blown newspaper him in the face.Phil went to the other side of the sign and said, "I think we're in real big trouble..." while he stood there looking a little gobsmacked."What? What is it Phil?" Said Jay walking around to read the sign himself. While White Wolf pulled the wind blown newspaper off his face and glanced at the page."We're in Roswell, New Mexico..." blurted Phil "Around July 2nd, 1947..." 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