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"It's begun then...The time rips..." said WW..
 
"Hang on...haven't we done this already?"
 
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"Where are we now?" White wolf asked. "My quarters.." said Jay.."question is when.." SMASH! "AFTER EVERYTHING I DID FOR YOU YOU FORGET?!"
 
Jay ducked quickly, "Let me guess, you were out drinking with these two?" Alota said storming out of the kitchen, having just hurled a china mug at Jay, "Whu.....WHAT?" "HOW COULD YOU FORGET OUR ANNIVERSARY?!" "our anive..ooooooooooooooooohhh....." "Alota I can explain....wait.no no I really cant..."
"Incoming" said Phil as another mug flew toward them,
 
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"Well, that was close, " remarked Jay...."BTW where Rufus?"
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"Bugger, we must have left him somewhere.."
"Bloody hell these hallucinations are strong....spray em with the juice gun Tree..."
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"Feck, " cried WW "we're in the medibay during the hallucinogen incident..."
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"It's like some kind a clip show today isn't it?" remarked Phil, diving out the medibay
 
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"Cargo bays...." said Jay "We back where we were or are we somwhwn else?" His question was answered by a Wibble falling from an overhead shelf. "Ah..."
 
"Oh look...ickle White Wolfs..."
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"I'll think you'll find those are wibbles thank you very much..." Said WW
 
 
 
 
"Wait a sec..." said Jay "Wasnt this when Hussain was.
 
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 "Captain..." "What?" said Alota, stood by Jays side in a wedding dress.. "Uh...I..er meant...um I er..I DO!" "NOT YET!...ruin my wedding day and you WILL regret it!" Jay looked at White Wolf on the altar "why is always
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ME getting int rouble in these jumps?" he said through gritted teeth
 
"why do I have a wibble in my pocket?" asked Phil. "That's odd, we shouldn't be able to bring things through with us like this...things going a bit
 
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....hang on....na this can't be right...." "What's the matter...? We're not on BD....where are we?" asked WW....."The JMC Chicken Korma...." replied Phil
"Hang on" said Jay, surely we shouldnt be able to..."
 
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 "Jump anywhere but aboard BD" "What?" said Alota, across the restaraunt table. "Um..nothing..." Jay said "Where did Phil and White Wolf come from Jay? Do you always invite your friends to come along on dates?"
" I think that we're jumping into relation where at least one of our bodies were/are/are going to be..." replied Phil.. Alota just drummed her fingers...."Jay? are you with me or them?" "I'm more impressed with the way Phil pronuced those '/'s" replied WW..."Jay, I'm counting to three then I'm going....1...2....
 
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"Oh man..." said Jay "PLEASE tell me that we cant change history in these jumps" said Jay "THAT was me and Alotas first date...if we',,....oh god..wait..where are we?" "The Isle of Wight....wait...this is...before I died" said Phil
"oh crap...ohnoohnoohnoohnoohnoohnoohnoohnoohnoohno....." What's the matter?" "You see that couple over there?" "Yep?" replied Jay..."Well that's my parents...." "Really??? Cool, lets go and say...."
 
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"..............................pardon?!" said Jay. "please stay with us a while" said the stranger
They noticed lots of people round them right now and quite a few pictures. they looked like they were in a church of somekind, a church decated to two things...war and "PHIL???" "It's them...the Archivers...those tweerps who worship you in the far future..." "......" WW was still trying to decide if the Great Furball was a insult or compliment..
"Say something Phil..." prodded Jay..."er.....Be Excllent to each other?"
 
White wolf nudged jay in the ribs..."look at the bible..the Chry'ler prophecies?" "THATS MY JOURNAL!" Jay said loudly.."What the.."
 
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"Why is there lots of fog and rain?" asked Phil..."Well, one of two things.."said WW getting VERY wet...."One we are on some kind of jungle like planet or two we re in the shower block back on BD...As I just saw MP being chased out the room, I would sugeest the latter..."
"Mini-phil...that ould mean this is the womens shower room yes?" White wolf said "JAY!" came an oh-so familiar voice "WHAT THE SMEG ARE YOU DOING IN HErE?" "Sorry honey.."
 
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"Is anyone starting to detect a pattern here?...One jump is connected to Phil, the other Jay? Why not WW?" "Cos I'm outside of time..." "Ahh yeah, forgot about that...At least it's warm here...Where are we? It's dark again I see....."
"only pattern I bloody see is that i keep getting in trouble with the wife" said Jay! "gutted!" said Phil. "Wait a sec.." said Jay "This is....phil..isnt this your birthday party?"
"Hang on.....oh sHIT - CLOWNS! - ARGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Jay laughed remebering the practicla joke they had played on Phil for his birthday
 
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Jay stopped laughing when he relaised he was half naked handcuffed to a railing in the cargo bays. "Its my stag night again isnt it..."
 
 
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