Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Murder... In Triplicate?

I apologize, I haven't been having a very good week. I got some bad marks
back in school, and I'm not feeling. I'm sorry, it wasn't at my best when I
sent the reply, I didn't really think.
----- Original Message -----
From: Tim.Sireno <cmdrwhitewolf@...>
To: <JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Wednesday, October 30, 2002 2:02 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Murder... In Triplicate?
> OOC - My only advice on this will be - 'Learn to roll with the plot twists
> in our little RPG improvision theatre...' (You've certainly threw enough
of
> them at us yourself, Ben. So why should you be any different? Besides,
> through doing so, you'll eventually sharpen your Role Playing and GMing
> skills to a much finer edge.)
>
> And secondly, I strongly advice 'letting go of your control issues -
> especially whenever you make NPC's - Because the good ones are MADE to be
> shared/killed/abused/and general get the snot knocked out of them! A NPC
> whom doesn't make everyone else want to share in it's use or interaction,
is
> a waste of inspiration.' (Besides, would you rather we simply ignore your
> creations instead?) Buck up and enjoy it's popularity while it lasts. (Or
in
> other words, sharing your ball will get you a lot more play mileage than
if
> you simply ran off home with it!) :-}
>
> - WW
>
>
> RPG -
> ===
> Who : Phil, Rufus-Adult, Jay and WW
> When : After the Hamster danced with the bug queen
> Where : cargo bay
>
> <snip>
> Rufus hang his head in shame...."I've done more damage now then if I left
> things alone..."
>
> "NOW you realize that? Well, better late then never..." Replied WW rather
> testily.
>
> There was a pause as a small skutter like object went past at speed, going
> "EEEEEEEEEEEE"
>
> "Did I just see MP riding Elwood at speed?"
>
> "Yep"
>
> "K...Just checking..."
> </snip>
>
> "FREEZE AND PUT YOUR HANDS UP IN THE NAME OF THE TCIS!" Yells a bloodied,
> garbage covered Time Cop with his shorts pulled up over his shoulders, and
> nervously waving a kill-alot-bazookiod at them.
>
> "You've got to be kidding me! This guys about as annoying and difficult to
> get rid of as a cockroach! He can't be real!" Remarks White Wolf while
> turning and pulling a gun out of his shredded vest, then shooting the time
> cop between the eyes, who explodes in a puff of dust, "Ah huh, That's
what
> I was afraid of - We've got a real mess here. When I went through that
time
> gate of those other idiots back there, I experienced dozens of multiple
time
> lines all happening at once. One where, Rufus kills Phil. And one where
> amber kills Tara, and yet another where Amber, Rufus and Tara kills Phil.
> But, I think the correct one is supposed to be the one which happens
> roughly about five years in your point in time Rufus - Where Tara attempts
> to poison Phil with a home made curry dish, and winds up accidentally
> murdering the Galactic President on accident whom they were having over
for
> dinner and he chokes on a piece of tainted feta cheese, so she winds up
> being sentenced to public execution."
>
> "She tried murdering me? Whatever for?" Exclaimed a stunned and gobsmacked
> Phil.
>
> "Well, I think it had something to do with your latest invention at the
time
> Phil, a god awful red Raspberrymobile." Replied the gregarious hamster.
>
> "Mom wanted to kill Dad because he came up with a awful automobile color
in
> my future?" Asks a puzzled looking Rufus.
>
> "No, Rufus, the raspberrymobile wasn't just a new color for vehicles, it
was
> a revolutionary yet, somewhat twisted, invention of Phil's in which the
car
> is powered by people making raspberry noises with their lips. Apparently,
> this resulted in Tara, among other people, being affected by a new malady
> nicknamed, 'Mick Jagger lips'." Replied White Wolf, "Perhaps, that is what
> drove her into trying to kill Phil..."
>
> "And maybe I knew that, and acted on her request to put her out of her
> misery if she ever went nuts, before it happened..." finished Phil in
shock.
>
> "Possibly. And it would explain your incidents of memory loss and
> accumulated psychological problems you've been experiencing throughout
your
> journeys through the time loops. Perhaps, this is all a result of you
trying
> to mentally suppress all that anguish..." put in White Wolf.
>
> Rufus's jaw dropped muttering, "You mean, He killed her because he was
> trying to save Mom from committing a future act of murder from a preceding
> time loop?"
>
> "It certainly looks like that. But right now, that's not as important at
the
> moment - your current intervention in this timeline seems to have had yet
> another unintended consequence. It appears that your arrival here has
> allowed a queen of the Hymenoptera to take over all the inhabited worlds
in
> the future. Fortunately, that short trip through the timegate allowed me
to
> figure out something very important which might just save our royal
hiney's
> in the here and now. In one of my other alternate future experiences, the
> STCP were trying to eliminate a Hymenoptera queen that in their past had a
> one in a trillion genetic mutation, they called it the Psi gene.
Apparently,
> that queen had the power to look into peoples minds and create
> psycho-kinetic projections from what she read there. And she was using
this
> ability to gain near universal control over everybody."
>
> "Ahh, and what does that mean in plain english?" Asked Phil, looking
> entirely confused.
>
> "What he just said is that what we saw behind that door, isn't the real
> Hymenoptera queen. But, more likely is some kind of mental projection
> created by the real queen hidden somewhere else on the Blue Dwarf."
> explained Jay.
>
> "Right." Said WW nodding.
>
> Phil looked flabbergasted and said to Jay, "Your kidding me, you
understood
> all that?"
>
> "Hey, everybody else makes the same mistake about us Pilots - They forget
> that underneath all these boyish good looks & charm lies a brain like a
> steel claw." remarks Jay.
>
> "That's 'Trap' you muppet." Snaps Phil, before turning back to WW and
> asking, "Alright, I think I got it now, so what do we do?"
>
> "We try and locate the Queen & kill her before she gets any more powerful,
> and hopefully before she reads anything really dangerous from somebody's
> mind." answers White Wolf.
>
> "Too late for that my pretties! I'll kill you all!!! Ah, Ha, ha, ha!!!"
> Screams a shotgun wielding Evil Ash* look-alike (*from the Army of
Darkness
> movie) levitating in the air next to them, who starts firing the shotgun
as
> everyone ducks, while Phil quickly comes out of a roll and shoots the Evil
> Ash full of holes destroying it.
>
> "I knew I should have cancelled that marathon showing of Halloween movies
> the scutters requested..." Mutters White Wolf.
>
> "Hey, at least she choose something that wasn't dangerous!" Comments Phil
> smiling.
>
> "Speak for yourself, Phil!" shouts Jay dodging away from a flailing zombie
> that was approaching him.
>
> <TAG!> :)
>
> ------
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> OOC - I want to give everyone a chance at having little fun getting in on
> the comedy of dealing with the 'evil dead' running amok on the ship,
before
> I go and post the eventual grand finale defeat of the Hymenoptera queen
> later on the weekend. So go ahead and feel free to create your own
> characters nightmares or Halloween monsters in which the queen recreates
as
> she tries to defeat all of us.
>
> - White Wolf.
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