Round the Twist....

Who: Tara
Where: Urm... Pass
When: Also with the pass
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*Bang*
*Bang*
"What the hell?" Tara said looking at the door where a few moments ago she had been shot.
"Oh smeg im in heaven" Tara walked over to the door of her quarters and looked out on a beautiful alpine view.
"Or not." she stated. She walked outside and closed the door behind her. The world began to spin and she fell of a cliff that appeared out of nowhere and landed in a court room but seemed to be rather disembodied.
"I sentance you to be put in a mental home until you are fit to be released." Called a rather ugly looking bloke with a bad wig.
"Um.... You must have made a mistake. I didn't kill anyone." Said an older version of Tara. The world swirled again and Tara was chopping branches of a sobbing Big Purple Tree.
"Tara you really shouldn't be doing that." Said Jay. From one of his three heads.
"Why should you care Dr Chrysler!" She snarled and pruned off a couple of his fingers which promptly grew back.
"I agree" Said Cerebrum. Who was wearing a blue checked dress.
"Shut up you" Tara said cutting his head off with the tree cutters. The head rolled across the floor and was eaten by the stomach, a sentient organ. "Mwa Ha Ha HA HAH HAAAHHH!!!!!" She cakled "Keto! Fetch out the comfy chair"
"Yes greatness" Said someone who looked like Shakespeare. The person brought out a 6 foot chair that had a resemblance to White Wolf. The three headed Chrysler screamed and commited suicide by ingesting a concoction of ointments.
"Beep*
*Beep*
*Beep*
*Beep*
"What now?!" Screached the Tara in Tara's dream world.
*Beep*
*Beep*
*Beep*
*Beep*
"Damnit shut that up!" She yelled as the world lurched around her
*Beep*
*Beep*
*Beep*
*Beep*
Tara's eyes fluttered open and the world continued to lurch and spin.
"Ung rung gug" She croaked.
"I think shes coming around" Said Stella
"Ug gung run" Tara said.<Tag>OOC- Woohoo!
I posted on my own at last...
heh heh heh