JP : Smeg Knows: Chapter 7

ANOTHER JP - This time by Phil and Dean.Where: Where else?When: Obviously?Why: Smeg Knows.
"Let him tell me you got permission."
Dean sighed. Then passed the comm over.
Jay took the comm unit, still not taking his eyes off Phil
"Kara, please just do it..."
"Okay Jay, if you insist."
"Wait!" said Dean, "before we go any further, can I have a look at this here device? I want to see what I look like in the future."
"So do I." said Phil, smiling.
"Ok," said Jay, pressing the fast-forward button, they whizzed through Jay waving his arm, and then they started on the pause that none of them had noticed.
"Oh, oh, that is just disgusting." said Alota.
"I can't believe I did that." said Jay.
"EEE!"
"Same here MP." said Phil, looking vaguely grossed out.
"Dude!" said Dean, "That is SICK!"
(Dean's becoming american!)
"Ah, here we are." said Jay, hurridly changing the subject.
"So you..." started Dean's voice
"Yes, but it's still recording." said Jay
"I can't switch it off!" came Zodar's voice from the background
"This isn't a good situation." said the elder Dean.
"Correct as always." added the older Chrysler.
The recording stopped.
"Damn! I never appeared on SCREEN!!" shouted Dean, before walking towards Stella.
So..Stella was it?" said Dean standing near Jay's daughter, "What..erm..happened to me in this future then?"
"You get married and have more kids then the rest of you lot put together. I think you're going for a football team or soemthing..."
"Who do I get married to?"
"Look, " said Amber interrupting..."We're doing a lot of dmage here just talking to you lot. I don't think we should reveal more then what we have to.."
"Bugger" stated Dean..
"I'm sorry but we're here for one reason and one reason only...To stop HIM killing our mother.." cried Rufus, glaring at Phil.
Phil sat down.."Who cares about your marriage!? Some people revear me as a god eh..Wow..Still if youre going to have delusion might as well make them grand ones.."
"Well, that's nothing! People worship the entire BD Crew! People are worshipping Dean. Wonder what he's god of?""Hopefully not travel." said Jay
"I'm the MAIN one!" snarled Phil! "ME!""Ok, he's just a tiny bit crazy now." said Alota
"I'm just a tiny bit SCARED now!" said Tara, "this man is planning to KILL me! Which I must say is far more important then whether or not Dean is teh god of travel!"
"No you stupid muppet, " replied Phil, " I don't plan to kill you, it just happens. Like I said in about two days you do something that makes me flip and I kill you..God your so thick..."
"Guys. We're just inviting his breakdown." said Alota.
"Smart woman." said Phil.
"I like to think so." said Alota.
"Feel free to." said Jay.
<THUD!>
"Argh! I mean, yes, of course you're smart." Jay then muttered, "ow, that smarts!"
WW just looked up..."I have an idea..but I don't think you'll like it..."
Stella Looked over at the cpatain.."What is it?"
"Well, how about, and I can't belive I'm about to even suggest this...We get Crebrum to have a look at him...."
"To be honest I can't believe you suggested it either." said Dean. "No disrespect sir, but that IS nuts!"
"and besides!" added Jay, still doubled over, "We can't find him! he ran off before he'd let the pilot's be un-grounded. Thankfully we got around that one, but no-one knows where he is."
"Not true." said Cain, entering the room. It went stone cold.
"I wish he wouldn't DO that." said Dean.
"SILENCE! I know where Cerebrum is. He is now a member of my department."
"You HAVE a department?" asked Phil
Cain just stared at Phil as though he was saying..."You have a problem with that?"
"Well? where is he then?" asked WW
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