Hamster, Hamster, and the... Bikini machine?!? (Spell, actually...)

Who: White Wolf, Darken, a mobile stone statue & Egor.
When: Hmm, don't have a watch, and there's no sunlight here for the
sundial <looks vainly at his wrist> um, I'd geuss it's a half white
hair past 36 brown hairs. <Shrugs>
Where: the cell. (No, Sorry, it's not the one ub which a movie is
named after...)
<Snip from previous post>
Darken bellowed, "I see the last part of the paralysis is setting in.
Now, I can complete the final phase of my escape project!" the dark
furred hamster turnedg to his assistant and ordered, "Keep up the
pumping, While I get the skullcracker, and complete the transfer of
brains between their two skulls!"
<end snip>
There was a crash at the gates, and Egor went round the corner to
look, and hollered back, "Master! There's somebody trying to get in
up here!"
Darken glances at White Wolf and complains, "Do your friends always
come uninvited like this?", then Darken turns and opens a hatch
mounted on the wall, revealing a wooden lever which he quickly
pulls, "Fortunately, I thought ahead and made several contigency
plans for our escape!"
Both of the metal cages started descending into the floor, as the
dark hamster rushed over and grabbed a huge book of off one the
nearby, and getting on the top of White Wolf cage while commenting
and flipping through the books pages, "Perhaps I have time to cast a
disguie spell upon myself before your friends successfully break in!"
<meanwhile, outside...>
Two orcs watched Nightwing go charging through the front enterance of
the building. The one on the right turns and askes the one on his
left, "Hey, Did you just see that statue guy get up of the spot he
was sitting at and dash off in a rush, like he was in a hurry to get
to the bathroom or something?"
The second orc (obivously the brighter of the two) turned, looking at
the first orc, and commented "Uh, huh. I ain't telling the Captain
nothing! I'm already on latrine ditch digging duty for the rest of
this month for being caught drunk while on duty once already this
week. If we go and report that we saw a statue get up and go for a
walk, he'll probably put us *both* on ditch digging duty for the rest
of the year."
"Yeah, you've got point there." the first orc paused, and then
asked, "You know? I always wondered where those stone guys went when
they needed to go to bathroom..."
"They probably go over the side whenever they feel the need." replied
the second orc matter of factly.
"You really thing so?" nervously asked the first Orc, quickly
glancing upward to make sure a gargoyle didn't happen to be standing
above him.
"Sure - Where do you think all that dust in the air comes from?"
replies the second orc, trying to keep a straight face, then a bell
rang loudly, and they both turn and glance over to the fight which
was starting over nearby the wooden rabbit.
"Hey, their having roast Hossenfefer! And they didn't invite us to
share with them!" called the first orc, noticing one of their fellow
orc trying to take a bite out of the wooden rabbit.
"Let's go get im!" Yelled the second orc, pulling out his weapon and
charging over.
<meanwhile, back inside Darken's laboratory...>
As the two cages slowly decended down an escape shaft, the dark
furred hamster hurriedly perused the pages before they moved out of
the torchlight from above.
"Ahh, here's a spell for illusionary disguise which also provides
magical armour for protection." Said Darken, who started read the
magic words outloud, "Phewga... Damia... paxis... reuben... Exnay...
Klaatu... Verrata... Ni-"
Darken paused, showing the page to White Wolf pointing to a word, and
asked, "It's a little too dark in here to read, What's this next word
say?"
White Wolf glanced at the word 'Nectu' and looked back at Darken,
then replied, "Nicktoe."
"Thank you!" Said Darken, pulling the book back to try an re-examine
it, and then muttering, "Curses! Now that we're out of the light,
I'll have recite the words from memory - then I'll have the perfect
disgui-"
There was a loud thundering crash from above, and some dust fell down
thier escape shaft and the torchlight completely winked out from
above. Then Egor called out from above, "Master, I'm so sorry, they
have knocked out your torchlight - Here, let me light a candle in
this here pot."
"Candle?!? there was no candle in a pot in my laboratory..." Muttered
Darken confusedly, trying to puzzle out what on Citadellia Egor was
talking about, suddenly there was a faint flickering light and quiet
sizzling sound at the top of the escape shaft. Then Darkens eyes
suddenly went wide as he recognized the sound, and yelled, "Egor! You
idiot, that's no candle you just lit! It's a one of the castle siege
weapons that we captured, a gunpower petard for breaching the castle
walls! Get rid of it!"
"Oh! I'll throw in down this handy garbage disposal shaft!" replied
Egor waddling the heavy pot over to the top of their escape shaft.
"No, no!" Yelled White Wolf & Darken at the same time.
"Take it to the front door, and give it too whoever wants the
present, Egor!" Finished Darken,
"Yes, master!" replied Egor, happily lugging the heavy pot towards
the front door and the Gargoyle trying to get in.
"That fuse is too short! It's going to burn all the way down before
he or anyone else has time to get away from it and he'll be killed!"
Protested White Wolf.
"Serves that moronic singing creditor right." Replied Darken, "Now
what were the words of the spell? Oh yes - Phewga... Damia...
paxis... reuben... Exnay... Klaatu... Verrata... Necktie.. No! Drat
it! I mean... Nicktoe!"
Suddenly an explosion rocked the orc encampment, blowing one of the
buildings to smithereens. And the two orcs who were charging towards
the fight around the wooden bunny, paused and watched a stone
gargoyle sail through air, and come crashing down on one of the orcs
that was fighting next to the wooden bunny.
"Hmm, I guess your right about those stone guys... Is thier do do
always that explosive?" Comments the first orc to the second.
"Nah! He must have ate my wife's left over chili..." replied the
Second orc.
"Point. Well, we better hurry if we want some o' that Hossenfefer."
Says the first orc jerking his thumb towards the wooden bunny as the
fight ensues again.
"Hey - Ain't Hossenfefer supposed to be made from a hare?" Asks the
Second orc.
"Yeah, it is. Why?"
"That ain't no hare, it looks more like it's a bunny to me. so that
can't be Hossenfefer..." replies the second orc.
"Yeah, it might not be Hossenfefer. But your wife's Chili ain't chili
either." comments the first orc before heading off towards the wooden
bunny.
"Point." finishes the second orc while while following the first one.
<Meanwhile, stepping out of the buildings ruin...>
Darken dressed in a chainmail bikini, staggers through the debris
while shouting, "You fink! You lied, and cheated on me - then try to
humiliate me!", at a figure in stormtroopers armor with fur sticking
out of the joints.
White Wolf pulled off the white trooper helmet, and replied while
smirking, "Chance favors the prepared, eh?"
Darken picked up some chunks of rock and threw it at him. White Wolf
hurriedly put the helmet back on and started ducking behind a mostly
unbroken table as some of the thrown chunks bounced off his armour.
"I'll get even with you for this - White Wolf! You just watch me! My
escape plans aren't foiled yet! You'll see!" yelled Darken, dashing
for the water, then diving in, and quickly disappearing underwater.
"Smeg! He's him getting away, and I doubt can get out of this armour
fast enough to follow him..." remarked White Wolf hastily trying to
strip off pieces of the storm trooper armour as he walks in the
direction Darken went, then pausing as he noticed one of the BD
crewmembers break away from the Wooden Bunny conflaguration and head
over towards him.
<Who's it gonna be?>
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OOC - Note - Darken is supposed to get away; since the person who
follows him, loses track of him, *BUT* finds the secret way into the
EMP Generators control room instead so we can shut off the anti
technology field thingie!!! ;)
- White Wolf