Re: Whips, wabbits and WW's Wescue....(JP with Tara, Phil, D...

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He joined Alota and Phil in the branches of an Oak tree, the other BD'ers scattered around the area. "Now" said Jay, "We wait"
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The Orcs rolled the giant wooden rabbit inside the castle, knocking a bit of masonry from the entrance which landed on an orc's head. The orc, not noticing the the impact of the large piece of stone, continued to pull the rabbit in.
Watching from the woods, Jay looked nervous, he was beginning to have doubts at the sanity of this plan, if the orc's can withstand a rather hefty blow to the neck by a half ton block of stone and not even stop to wonder what happened, would a gun be any use?
Jay snapped out of it when he remembered wise words that were once spoken to him by his father:
"Stranger things have happened"
The orcs stopped the rabbit in the courtyard and the five it took to pull it in stood around it.
"Now what?" said one of the brutish oafs.
"It's a rabbit, what do we usually do with rabbits?", enquired another, slightly smarter orc
"Dunno" said a third
"We EAT IT!" said the second, smarter, one.
"It's huge, it could feed us all for a day!" said a fourth, looking up at it in awe.
"YAAAH!" said the fifth, lunging upon the wooden rabbit, mouth open and teeth poised to attack. He bit into it and sunk his fangs deep into the door.
In that instant, he ceased to exist, a rather large BANG was heard as the creatures head exploded into green goey fragments and from a hole in the side apeared mini-phil, slightly pissed off.
"EEEE!" he squealed as high as possible, "EE EEEE EEE EEEE", roughly translated, meaning "I AM SLIGHTLY PISSED OFF!"
he squealed again, higher, so high you could barely hear it. The orcs, who were dumbfounded at the sudden disapearence of their fellow orc, and the appearence of this little person from inside a giant rabbit, suddenly hunched over in pain.
the squeal continued, the pent up rage at being so close to something so lovely only to have a pistol shoved up his nose when he tried anything - released. The orcs that surrounded them exploded in a huge green goey splat.
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