Whips, wabbits and WW's Wescue....(JP with Tara, Phil, Dean and Jay)

Whom:- The BD Cave massiveWhere:- The BD cave
When:- sundial aint working...
"So, Who's going in the rabbit with MP then?" asked Phil hading round straws to everyone."
"Phil?" said Jay "Where did you get these straws from?"
"McDonalds, why?"
"And you just..happened to bring them with you..."
"Projectile weaponry.."
"Ah..point.."
Tara stood leaning against the cave wall waiting untill someone noticed she had a straw about 1cm long.
"Guys.... YOu dropped this" She grinned manically "Do I get to have the gun?"
"Dad, I think Mum has gone crazy" said Amber/Dean to Phil.
"I'm with you there."
"So, should we give her the gun?"
"I'm not to sure. She's not to happy with either of us. One screw up, and BANG! There goes your pension."
"Not that mine's worth much." said Dean.
"Just give me the smegging gun!" yelled Tara, and she snached it out of Phil's (or whoever's) hands.
"STAND BACK!" yelled Jay.
"So...you have the gun AND the short straw...well, go ahead, get in the rabbit!"
"Why on earth so I do what YOU say anymore???" asked Tara in a worringly calm voice(What Jay or Dean might call a Pant-filler)
"Just get in the damm rabit and we can sort this out later okay?"
Jay sniggered, "Gutted Phil" he whispered, "Talk about under the thumb!"
"THIS IS COMING FROM YOU?!" Phil shouted, louder than he wanted to.
"Alota and I have an understandi...."
"JAY?" came Alota's voice "Shut up"
"Yes dear..."
He glanced back at phil, "Alright shut up..lets just go shall we?" He climbed atop the rabbit ready to sterr the horses towing it toward the target,
Tara took the saftey off the gun, worring the crewmwmbers.
"Don't look so worried guys. What am I gonna do? Shoot you?" There was a nervous laugh from a few crew mwmbers. "There now. Laughter cures everything!" She smiled sweetly. "Bye honey she said to Phil waving the gun in his direction.
"NOW!" Jay and Amber/Dean ran at Tara, and pushed her into the TR, before slamming the door. "Close one guys." said Phil.
"Tell me about it." said Amber.
"Alright, I'll get on top and drive with you eh Jay?"
"If you must I suppose."
"Just one, minor question, more a point really." said Amber. "You'll have to find the horses first, they seem to ahve disappeared."
"WHAT?" yelled Phil, Jay, and a number of others.
"look."
"CEREBRUM!" yelled Alota, "YOU WERE MEANT TO TIE THEM UP!"
"I suggest punishment." said Phil. "Make Cerebrum pull."
"No, that's cruel." said Amber, "Make Keto do it with him, even out the load."
"Yes, why not?" asked Jay.
"By yet another strange conincednce I alos happen to have found just lying about the place this handy whip type thing!" remarked Phil
"what this ?" said Jay, taking the whip with a cruel smile on his face...
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"Yep..."
"Keto! Cerebrum, could you come here a few mins..."
Jay took the whip in his left hand, while Dean fastened the reigns to Cerebrum and Keto, Jay glanced at ALota, still holding the whip.."DONT EVEN THINK IT JAY!" she said...wiping the smile from Jays face.
"...wot?...."
"Come on" she said shaking her head "We better move, mini-phils probably already started molesting Tara"
There was a bang and a rather loud EEEEE from Mini-Phil
"DO NOT TRY THAT AGAIN MINI_PHILIP!" She yelled. Jay laughed as it was his habbit to laugh at other peoples misfortunes. "And you can be quiet too Chrysler or i'll do something ALota wont like!" she yelled.
"Right.... Ok.... Urm.... Tally Ho!" Jay said and cracked the whip an inch from Keto's ear.
"Blimey, bit, oof, Bumpy, cor, Up here innit?" asked Jay.
"Well, I didn't have, ouch, time to add, oo, suspension did I?" said Dean.
"Fair point."
Jay cracked the whip again.
"OOoh, can I have a go?" asked Dean.
"Why, ouch, not?" said Jay, going over a bump in the so-called track.
<CRACK>
"ARGH! MY EARDRUMS!" yelled Cerebrum.
"That's for making me carry Jay back!" yelled Dean, before turning to Jay. "This is fun!"
 
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