NEW MEMBER

Put your hands together for the newest nutbar to grace us with their
presence, David McQuillan, AKA Ensign Canazza, the vacumn loving
grease monkey!
Welcome aboard David.
Section One
What is your real name: David McQuillan
What is your e-mail address: fantomfatboy@...
Section Two
Character name: Canazza
Gender: Male
Age: 27
Nationality: Scottish
Department: Engineering
Job: Engineer
Section Three
Charachter apearence:
6ft 3in - 'Porky' - unkempt hair - Glasses - constant running nose
Personality:
Spends most of his time in engineering ranting about 'not having
enough power' - and , due to his height, occasionally hitting his
head against low hanging I-beams in engineering, further fueling his
rantings. Hates Star-trek. Loves vacuum cleaners.
Born in Glasgow, spent most of his time at home avoiding the nasty
people outside who would want to hurt his poor porky frame. spent
most of his time tinkering with electonics, especially the hoover,
which, thought the young Canazza, to have mystical properties, he
believed that is could create a wormhole to another point in space.
however, this was squashed the first time he ripped open the dust
bag, and even more so when his mum bought a dyson.
Eventually his technical expertise ended up putting him in the space
corps, where he serviced the groinal attachments for Mechanoids, his
speciallity was the vacuum cleaner attachment.
One fateful day, just after he supercharged one of the cleaner
attachments for a mechanoid, he was called into the admirals office,
which for some reason, looked decidedly empty, and the admirals
hairpiece seemed to have gone walkabouts as it was not on his head
where is usually was.
Needless to say, he was too dangerous to have around a space corps
base, so he was assigned to a ship that was to be blasted out into
the vast beyond, never to bother the admirals toupé again.
Charachter apearence:
Quotes:
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Crewman: "Mind that bar"
Canazza: "what bar"
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"QUICKLY! HOOK THE HOOVERS UP TO THE MAIN WEAPONS ARRAY!"
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"We need more fuel. EVERYONE! Connect your mechanoid hoover
attachments to the ram scoop and stick them outside!"