dry cleaning
Posted byPosted: Oct 4, 2002, 1:44pm
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As per the universal laws of comedy, they then staggered out of the toilet, covered in ashes and soot, but with no other injuries.
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Jay dusted himself off, "Phil for smegs sake, I just had this flight suit dry-cleaned! these things aint cheap to get clean you know!"
"Here here!" said Dean "About $£30 just for the jacket isnt it?"
"More than that now, Alfonso's put his prices up, you guys are lucky, pilots get a crap deal on laundry!"
"hey who d'ya think pays for Ambers?" said Phil
"ME!" Tara said,
"Sorry.." Phil replied.
"AHEM!" Cerebrum coughed, "I hate to interrupt this domestic discussion but we have other matters to attend to!"
"He's right..." said Jay "We gotta find Alota and the others"
"Where are we anyway?" Ambers voice said "I mean, who's castle is this?"
"Gee, let me look it up in my 'map of the stars homes'" Jay said "HOW THE SMEG WOULD ANY OF US KNOW ASS MUNCHER!" he shouted, hitting Dean with the ointment catalogue he was still carrying.
"Hit my daughter again and I guarantee you and Alota will never have kids" Tara said, arms folded tapping her foot.
Phil looked out of the small window of the room they'd 'exploded' into at a gathering of Orc's who were jeering and throwing things at a horse drawn cart.
"Hey," he said "Isnt that..."
"White Wolf!" Jay said, pushing Phil aside, "He's in trouble, where are the others?"
"I dont know but I dont like the looks of it"
"Theres too many of us to make a move.." said Jay, "smeg what I wouldnt give for a shuttle right now"
..<Tag guys, do we go get help, from the other dwarfers in the cave or do we act the bunch of moronic twats that we all are and go headlong into a suicide attack against an Orc army!...i know what would be more fun... those in the cave (everyone except Dean, Jay, Phil, Tara, Cerebrum, MP and WW) , how bout an attack of yer own?>
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