Where are we?

"Just WHAT is this fasciantion with you and other peoples knackers Phil?" asked Tara, folding her arms acroos her chest in case MP got any more ideas..
"Well, I didn't get much of a chance to use em with you...mind you..na...never mind that...Where do we go now..?"
<END SNIP>
"Well, I'm guessing that the REAL castle would be a good idea." said Dean/Amber, "though it's only a suggestion."
"Ach, shut up." said Phil, dimsissing Dean's comment
"I hope you don't treat your REAL daughter like this."
"Why?""I'm planning to phone ChildLine."
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!"
"No! It's not a 'rent-a-child' business. Don't know what he was thinking of." said Phil, translating for the rest.
"Let's go this way." said Jay, wheeling left and walking into a tree.
"I suggest we take this incredibly spooky path, that seems to lead through dead trees and lots of murky pools of muddy water."
They set off down the path, Jay still a little punch drunk.
MP leapt into a puddle, in an attempt to dampen Amber's white clothes. He disappeared.
"PHIL! We've lost your midget!" yelled Jay towards teh retreating Phil.
"Where'd he go?"
"Down this puddle here."
"Well, I suggest we follow."
"You sure?"
"Well, have you got any better ideas?" asked Dean
"We could leave him behiiIIIIINNN <SPLOSH>"
"Sorry, couldn't resist," said Tara.
"Here we go." said Amber's vocal chords, and the teenager leapt into the puddle after her two "dad's".
"After you." said Jay, gentleman-like.
"Thanks." Tara leapt in, followed by Jay.
 
 
 
 
"IIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDD!" <THUD>"EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!""ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!"<THUD>"EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!""WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"<THUD>"EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!""ARGH!""OW!""WATCH OUT!""WEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"<THUD>
Phil pulled out some matches and lit one.
MP was squashed beneath, first Phil, then Amber, then Tara then Jay.
Moans of general pain and agony were heard.
"Where the hell are we guys?" asked Dean, from the middle of the pile.
"I dunno, wait, I see some light!"
"THat's Phil's match moron mind!" said Tara.
"No, some other light!" said Jay, standing up.
"ARGH! You do that again and Alota WON'T be happy flyboy!" said Tara.
"Sorry, just, trying, to stand up here."
Jay stood on top of the others, "Hey! We're in a sewer type thing. There's some kind of hole here, with a wooden hatch!"
Jay pushed the wooden lid off, and looked out.
"SMEG! It's the women's bogs!"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
<THWAP>
"That's enough of that!" said Phil, hitting MP...
 
Dean "We're back, posting, and in style" Thomas
 
<OOC: Come on Guys, lets get going, though actually, I'm away for the weekend! So no posts till Sun. Evening from me. Ah well>