Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Three...is the magic number

"First off...where the feck are you?" called Jay to the voice.
 
"I is up ere, you stupid son of a pig-dog...is you blind?"
 
Phil pointed to a man on the battlements..
 
"Stupid son of a wot?" Jay said "Come down ehre and say that you ugly smegger!"
 
"Easy Chrysler..." said Dean, "He's got a big sword..."
 
"Yeh so i got a big....."
 
"Say what I think you're going to and I'll slap you Jay" Tara said, dryly. She looked up at the man on the battlements,
"Listen, we didnt mean any harm, we're just er..."
 
"Travellers!" said Jay
 
"I coulda said that myslef thank you flyboy"
 
"I know, just..." he saw taras expression "....sorry.."
 
"Anyway..." she said to the guard, "If we could have our 'demon' back, we'll be on our way!"
 
 

"Why do we WANT him back...they can keep the smegger..." Jay said,
 
Phil kicked him, in the lower regions "Thats my midget you're talking about"
 
"PHIL!" Tara said "Just cos you're not getting any doenst mean you can stop Jay from doing it!"
 
"Im..fine....really.." Jay struggled to say, slumping into a heap on the ground.
 
"Look" said Dean/ Amber "Just give us the midget and we'll get outta here, we gotta find the others!"
 
<anyone...sorry its lame, but it's all i could come up with!,>

----- Original Message -----
From: Christopher Kentlea
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf
Sent: Tuesday, October 01, 2002 10:24 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Three...is the magic number

"You certainly are." came the voice back, "you going to get us out" yelled Jay!?----------- snip end --------------
"Well, If your gonna speak to me like that..." Phil said pretending to huff..
 
"Dad...Much as I like the idea of being stuck in a pit with Jay...don't you think you could GET US OUT!"
 
"Young lady!"
 
"Sorry!"
 
"'Sokay..."  Phil pulled out Amber first, then Jay...
 
"So what's the plan?"
 
"Well, I sent MP into the castle and he....."
 
Phil was interrupted by a loud scream coming from the castle...
 
"I think someone was itting on the privvy when MP popped out..."
 
"Ewww! " remarked Jay, picturing the scene
 
"I think we shoul go to the gate now.."
 
"'ello...who is it?" This voice called from the top of the castle as the group emergred from the forest and at the base of the gatehouse.
 
"We are Holy inqustors and belive you have a demon on the premise!"
 
"No....wait....Yes...we do...how you know?"
 
"First off...where the feck are you?" called Jay to the voice.
 
"I is up ere, you stupid son of a pig-dog...is you blind?"
 
Phil pointed to a man on the battlements..
 
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OOC : Can you guess which film this is from?
 
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